girl: any advice for being single on valentine's day?
bestie: ok... whenever u see a couple kissing or laughing, scream at the guy...
bestie: "HOW COULD U?!! U SAID U LOVED ME!! I GAVE U EVERYTHING, AND NOW THIS?!!? IT'S OVER!!"
bestie: then slap him and walk away
girl: and that is why we r best friends :)
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Acakgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...