boy: u were so drunk yesterday
friend: dude, i wasn't
boy: yes u were. u ran to a truck and said "i know ur secret, optimus prime"
friend: i don't remember doing that...
boy: then u started shaking a pineapple yelling "i know ur in there, spongebob!"
friend: i wasn't drunk! i drove us home!
boy: no, u steered a paper plate in the back seat
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funny text messages
Casualegirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
