son: hey dad, i got after school detention
dad: what did u do this time?
son: well i was kinda swearing at the teacher and then he said "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me"
son: then i threw a book at him
dad: THAT'S MY BOY!!
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
