guy: dad, i got fired yesterday.
guy's dad: WHAT HOW
guy: my boss told me i needed to leave all my problems out the front door before i come in
guy's dad: and?
guy: i told him to stand outside
guy's dad: AHAHAHA WAIT TILL I TELL YOUR MOTHER THIS
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
