girl: how much do u love me babe?
boy: well, look at the stars and count them. that's how much u love u
girl: but it's the middle of the day
boy: exactly
girl: we r done

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text no.13
girl: how much do u love me babe?
boy: well, look at the stars and count them. that's how much u love u
girl: but it's the middle of the day
boy: exactly
girl: we r done