mum: how's my pregnant little daughter? :)
daughter: MUM!!! HOW DID U KNOW??!!
mum: oops i meant 'precious' sorry... WAIT WHAT??!
daughter: OH NOTHING!! i'm doing fine mum
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funny text messages
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text no.19
mum: how's my pregnant little daughter? :)
daughter: MUM!!! HOW DID U KNOW??!!
mum: oops i meant 'precious' sorry... WAIT WHAT??!
daughter: OH NOTHING!! i'm doing fine mum
