girl: ughhh i'm so hungry i have no food here )':
guy: come over, i've got plenty of yummy stuff in my panties!
girl: i bet you do BAHAHAHA
guy: HAHA i mean pantry, stupid phone
guy: anyways, come raid my panties
guy: OMFG
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funny text messages
Acakgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
