girl 1: hey can i borrow ur car?
girl 2: sure, but make sure to bring it back in an hour
girl 1: alright, i'll pick it up now
three days later
girl 2: IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS! WHERE'S MY CAR?!!
girl 1: i drove past ur house and didn't see ur car so i didn't think u were home
girl 2: omg u r so dumb
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
