son: dad, i got my gf pregnant...
dad: WHAT?!?!!!??!!!
son: just kidding. i failed my math exam
dad: OH THANK GOD!!
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funny text messages
Randomgirl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl:...
text no.4
son: dad, i got my gf pregnant...
dad: WHAT?!?!!!??!!!
son: just kidding. i failed my math exam
dad: OH THANK GOD!!
