Me, an already invisible ace sitting in history class today discussing about the LGBT+ and everyone is confused and doesn't know what any of terms mean. Which I understand since they're not aware and stay out of those sorts, but anyways...Kid: what's asexual?
History Teacher: It's what those Tumblr users make up to make people feel special. But, in a teenage blogger's mind, they think it's when they have no sexual desire or interest in sex which isn't true at all. Every person in this room is sexual. We all crave sex one way or another. It's impossible to not want sex.
Me: . . . *whispers* then wtf am I? A gargoyle's nipple?