"Hey baby, are you peanut butter because I am allergic and need to stay as far away from you as possible."
"You must be flowers because you smell kinda nice."
"Are you a vehicle because you need to steer away from me."
"Netflix and chill? More like Netflix.... just Netflix."
"Are you a cat because I don't want that pussy."
"Are you a door to door sales person? Because I'm not interested."
"You, me, and world domination?"
"I love you like Eliza loves Alexander. As friends because Alexander is with Laurens and that's the only otp I ship."
"Hey baby, let's get platonic."
"I have something for you that is long and hard... this essay that is due by midnight!"
