"I've got cake."
"Join me in bed. So we can make a pillow fort!"
"I got pets"
"Do you believe in friends at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Friend material."
"Do you want to be the Dwight to my Michael?"
"Netflix and chill? Literally."
"Did it hurt when you crawled up through several layers of the Earth's molten crust from hell?"
"Hey baby you must be a salad because I have literally no desire to eat you."
