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Eighteen

A/N: ATTENTION READERS!
This is going to be a choose your own!!! Pick left or right of the slash (Left/Right) and stick to that side throughout the story. Thank you and enjoy the oneshot!! (I know it's odd to write about Halloween in December but whatever. Christmas Oneshots coming soon!)

⚠️WARNING: FULL OF PUNS⚠️

     On Halloween, you, Lily, and the Marauders decided to dress up in Medieval outfits.
      James was to be knight; Sirius, a prince; Remus was going to be a commoner, and Peter was to be a footman.
     Lily was going to be a princess, and you were going to be a (female knight/commoner).

     As you walked down the marble staircase to sit at the Gryffindor table (yes, you sit at the Gryffindor table; even if you're in another house). The rest of the Great Hall was filled with people in costume. Even the teachers were wearing something festive.
     As you neared the table, Sirius stood up. Lily walked to the other side, where James was waiting.
     "How cliché," Remus chuckled. "The Knight saves the princess, very clever."
     "I can save myself, Remus," Lily flipped her crimson hair indignantly. You ignored them and turned to Sirius, who looked you up and down, a small smile playing on his lips.

     "You look lovely," he murmured softly. You blushed and looked down at your costume.
     "I'm not supposed to," you muttered, tugging on a loose (piece of chainmail/thread).
     "Ah, but that's what makes you so beautiful," Sirius grinned mysteriously.
     "Oy! You two! You don't live in your own little bubble, no matter how much you wish you do!" James called. You rolled your eyes and sat next to Sirius. He took your hand, and you gripped it tightly, feeling it's warmth.
You filled your plate with some of your favourite sweets and chowed down.
"James, deer, could you pass me that lolly?" You asked innocently. His lips twitched.
"Sure, (Y/N)," he obliged. You watched him struggling to hold on his laughter.
You turned to Remus, who was shoveling food down his throat. No wonder he was so hungry. One look at his thin frame and you could see why.
"Remus!" He looked up.
"Stop wolfing down your food! Besides," your voice dropped to a whisper, "Isn't it your... time of the month?" You gave him a meaningful look.
Sirius slapped the table and laughed outright. Remus turned bright red.
"And Peter, darling, please stop tailing me in the hallways. I know it was you that ratted me out the other day," you smiled sweetly.
Sirius and James roared, tears in their eyes.
"Siriusly! Stop laughing! It's not funny, Black! And paws off my hand!" You reprimanded. He shut his mouth at once and removed his hand from yours. James reigned himself in, wiping his eyes with a final chuckle.
"... alright I'm done!" You grinned.
Sirius grabbed your hand again, and you didn't pull away.
"You two are sorta cliché too," Remus commented.
You and Sirius both looked up from your plates. You weren't dating. You had a crush on Sirius since the fifth year, and he had yet to reciprocate your feelings. The only thing remotely romantic he had done all night was hold your hand and call you beautiful. Well... it may have seemed like flirting, but Sirius flirted with everyone. You could never tell if he genuinely meant it.
Sirius raised an eyebrow, a trait you had grown to love.
"How so, mate?"
"The Prince never falls in love with the princess!" Remus scoffed. "He falls in love with a (palace guard/commoner), or even a (commoner/palace guard)."
"He's got a point," Peter squeaked.
You shrugged.
"Whatever," you said indifferently.
"That's it? That's your response? 'Whatever'?" Sirius asked incredulously.
"Yep," you smiled.
"You need to work on your pun game... what have you done to the punny (Y/N)?" he muttered.
"You calling me an imposter?" You gaped jokingly. "It's not me! Remus is the wolf in sheep's clothing!"
"I'm wearing wool..." Remus tried to argue, but the pun finally dawned on him.
"... oh."
James cracked up.
"I guess I was wrong," Sirius said quietly.
You put a hand to your ear.
"What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your gargantuan ego!" You yelled.
"I was wrong, okay?" Sirius groaned.
"Ha! Told ya so!" You smirked.
A second later someone bumped into Sirius's back. He turned to see Regulus, his brother, with an oh-shit-I'm-dead expression on his face.
"You little shit! Are you serious?" He shook his head at his brother.

Regulus's face went from horrified to gleeful in a matter of seconds.
"No... you're Sirius. I'm Regulus. You don't even know your own na–"
"Get out," Sirius hissed.
The rest of your crew, including you, didn't stop laughing until what seemed like hours later.

Dammit, you loved Halloween.

That was a SUPER long one!! It was 813 words!! Yikes...

Oh Deer, I'd better start shortening these or they'll be the length of a rat's tail visible in the light of a full moon... or worse... a dog's tail!😬

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