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Sixty-Eight (Requested)

Requested by @radarreader

As a Gryffindor, you had a lot of fiery anger.
Most of that rage was directed towards Sirius Black.
Sirius Black was a douche-wad, dick-head, shit-bag. He was your mortal enemy. You didn't think you could hate anyone more.
The biggest problem was that you also found him to be semi-attractive.
Well, not semi-attractive. More like... drop-dead gorgeous.
But that didn't matter. You hated him. He hated you. End of story.
Arguments were your specialty. One disagreement, and bam! Screaming match.
Prank? Screaming match.
Competition? Screaming match.
Side comment? Screaming match.
Dirty look? Screaming match.
Existing?

Yup. That was also a screaming match.

So when Sirius hit a bludger a millimeter off course, and your Quaffle throw was just a tad bit too much to the right, there was some loud shouting.

You touched down to the ground after a grueling game. Gryffindor had lost to Ravenclaw by one goal. You were fuming. All that pent-up aggression was practically screaming to be used up. Who was standing right next to you?
Of course.
Sirius Black.

You glared at him.
"What?" He snarled, stalking away. The stadium was practically clear, all the students headed back to the school. The other players were changing or showering.
"Oh, nothing. Maybe if you had hit that bludger a little better we would've won!" You glowered.
"Oh, that's rich!" He scoffed, shaking his head. "Maybe if you had passed better we could've scored another goal!"
"So this is my fault?"
"Well you weren't exactly slow to point fingers!"
You took a step closer, your cheeks flushed with anger. Sirius moved closer as well, his silver eyes cold.
"I'm just saying!"
"You just looove picking fights, don't you?"
"I am good at it!"
"Damn right you are! About the only thing you are good at!"
"I'm sorry! I couldn't hear that comment over the sound of my Outstanding on that last Transfiguration assignment. What did you get? Oh, that's right! An Acceptable!" You were yelling at the top of your lungs. You and Sirius were about a foot apart, the distance growing smaller with each shouted comment.
"Oh, boo hoo! It's not like I'm gonna become a transfiguration teacher!"
It started to drizzle, the sky a mass of dark clouds.
"Maybe next time you should watch who you call dumb!"
"I didn't call you dumb!"
"Really?"
"You're not dumb! You actually really smart!"
"I know!"
"I'm a bloody idiot!"
"No, you're not!"
"Well gee, thanks! That sure means a lot!"
"You accused yourself!"
"I don't like pity!"
"I don't like you!" You screamed, your faces so close you could see the droplets of rain on Sirius's thick eyelashes.
"I don't like you either!"
"Well... good!"
"I hate you!" You roared. It was practically pouring. Your throat was raw from all the shouting. You were breathing heavily, glaring at Sirius, your noses almost touching.
"That's a lie," Sirius spoke quietly for the first time in a long while, his voice husky from yelling.
"No!" You argued weakly.
"Yes. It is."
Sirius crashed his lips into your own. You gasped slightly, then wrapped your arms around his neck, which was slick with rain.
His lips were salty from the sweat of the game, but the rain cooled your skin. He gripped you tightly, pressing your body to his. You ran your fingers through his wet hair, and he had one hand in yours. The other was on your back, holding you to him. His hand moved from your hair to cup your face. You leaned into his touch, deepening the kiss. You felt your breath running out.
Soon, you were forced to separate. You pulled away, but stayed pressed against him, gasping for air. He pressed his forehead against yours, panting.
You looked up into his eyes, more of an icy blue against the dull grey of the cloudy sky.
"Fvck you." You glared.
"Fvck you, too."

You were both completely soaked by the time you walked up to the castle. You stopped every now and then for a kiss. Which turned into two. Which, in turn, became three, and so on. It took you twice the amount of time to walk there than normally.
"It was," You blurted. He looked down at you.
"What?"
"What I said before. About hating you. It was a lie."
"I know."
"It's more like... strongly dislike with every fiber of my being."
"Well then, (Y/N), I strongly dislike you with every fiber of my being," Sirius smirked, pressing a kiss to your lips.
"Likewise."

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