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Sixty-Six

⚠️WARNING⚠️
Cursing!!

"Shit. Shit, shit, shit!"
"James, calm down."
"How the hell am I supposed to calm down, (Y/N)? I have fvcking antlers sprouting out of my fvcking head!"
"Prongs, mate! Just–"
"Sirius, I swear to Merlin's balls if you tell me that everything's gonna be okay, I will–"
"James! We will fix this!"
"Remus. Antlers. Head. I'm screwed!"
"Someone will go talk to McGonagall. It's probably some simple transfiguration. The question is... who's gonna go?"
"Just have Sirius and (Y/N) go," Peter volunteered with a grin.
"What? Why us?" You scoffed.
"Yeah! What the hell guys?" Sirius laughed uncomfortably.
You an Sirius were sort of... awkward. You liked him. He maybe liked you? You normally got along pretty well, unless you two were forced into a situation alone. This counted as one of those situations.
"Yeah guys. You two should totally go!" Remus smirked. Remus never smirked. Ever.
"No, really. It's fine." Sirius chewed his lip.
"Yeah. Sirius can go alone," you offered.
"Yeah, I–wait, what?"
"No. Nooo way. You guys are going together. Sirius is good with words, and McGonagall likes (Y/N). It's perfect. Why? Is there a problem?" Remus shrugged, a confused look on his face. You glared at him. He just smiled innocently.
     "Fine. We'll go. Come on, (Y/N)." Sirius gave the others a dirty look and took your arm, ushering you out of the room.
     You walked in silence. Not awkward silence, it was a sort of angry silence. Angry at your friends for forcing a relationship that could happen without their pushing.
     "Dicks," Sirius muttered.
     You chuckled in agreement.
     You walked up a staircase, then down the corridor.
     "Just say it," You blurted.
     The silence that followed was thick with tension. 
     "Say what?" Sirius frowned. You couldn't be sure if he was faking his confusion.
     "You know."
     "Okay." He took a breath. You froze. "I'm sorry. I know that they're our friends, and they're not dicks. They can just be... rude, you know? There. I said it."
     You felt your heart deflate.
     You reached McGonagall's door.
     Sirius turned to you a grin on his face.
     "Kidding. I'm in love with you."
     He opened the door and walked inside.
     You were stuck at the door, mouth gaping.
What had just happened?
     "(Y/N)!" Sirius called. You schooled your face into a normal expression, hoping the light, or lack thereof, would be enough to hide your blush.
     "...nd we have a transfiguration question." You walked in to hear Sirius finish his proposition.
     McGonagall raised an eyebrow.
     "It's ten o'clock on a Saturday," she said drily.
     "Do you know anything about transfiguring animal parts back to human parts?" You rushed.
     "Specifically antlers," Sirius added.
     "Antlers?"
     "Yeah."
     "What is this for, exactly?" She gazed suspiciously at the both of you.
     You looked at each other.
     "Fun," you said in unison. 
     "Alright. Well, why don't we talk about this after class on Monday."
     Sirius sighed.
"What now, Mister Black?"
"You always say we should never stop being curious. To open every curiosity door we find. Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?"
McGonagall stared blankly at him.
"I never once said that."
Sirius shrugged.
"Welp, it was worth a shot." He grabbed your hand and pulled you out of the classroom.
"You... um... said something... before. And I, uh, didn't... um, I mean... I just wanted to make sure you were... did I imagine that?"
Sirius chuckled.
"'Imagine that?' Imagine what?"
"I hate you so mu–" He cut you off with his mouth on yours.
You broke the kiss, the surprise apparent on your face.  
"Sorry, love, I just–"
"Shut up." You kissed him.
     After about what seemed like an eternity, you pulled apart.
     "I'll take that as..."
     "I'm in love with you. Since the day I saw you."
     "Aw, love! Me too."
     You let Sirius put an arm around your shoulder and slipped your hand into your pocket.

    "So... how did it go?" Remus questioned, then smirked at your intertwined fingers.
     "Please, please tell me you found something!" James moaned helplessly.
     You looked up at Sirius, who frowned and shook his head.
     "Yeah, we got nothing," you stated.
     Audible groans were heard from all corners of the room.
     "Sorry!" You yelled defensively.
     "Nah, it's okay," Peter grinned. "At least you two solved one problem." You stuck your tongue out at him.
     "Ew! Gross! Don't show me Sirius's spit!"
     "Peter!" You shrieked. Sirius roared with laughter.
     "Go get him, babe!" He called.
     "You're not making this any better, Black!"
     "Isn't my presence enough?"

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