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Ten

If the Marauder Age took place in 2016...

"What is that?"
You held your iPad to your chest, breathing heavily. You didn't think you'd get caught in the Room of Requirement, the only place with what you needed: service.
"It's my iPad, Sirius."
"What are you doing? Reading the news?"
"Pfft. The Daily Prophet isn't the only thing with moving pictures. I'm on YouTube."
"You... Tube? What's that?"
"It's an app that lets you watch videos online."
"What's an app? What do you mean 'watch videos online?'"
"An app is a little icon that... just forget about it. On this 'app', I can watch people or cartoons do stuff. Some people are funny, mostly. Others deal with movies and shows which are more action-packed. Some stuff's just there to make you happy or sad."
"What's a movie?"
"It's basically a recording of a play."
"What's a recording?"
"I can watch it on my T.V."
"What's a T.V.?"
"For Christ's sake! Where do you live, under a rock?"
"With James, actually. They're not muggles, though, so I have no idea what you're talking about," Sirius said smoothly.
"What's in your ears?" He asked.
"Earbuds. It's so only I hear what's happening. If I unplug them, anyone can hear," I explained.
"Oh. So... what're you watching?"
"No one." You immediately turned off your iPad, your cheeks flushing.
"So it's a person?"
     "Two people," you corrected. You then slammed a hand over your mouth, but it was too late.
     "Who?"
     You sighed, defeated, and muttered, "Dan and Phil."
     "Who?"
     You turned on the iPad and showed him the frozen screen, your two favorite YouTubers grinning with matching cat noses.
     "Who's your favorite?"
     "Dan," you blurted immediately.
     Sirius's eyes narrowed.
     "Why did you blush?"
     "What?"
     "You blushed when you said his name," he observed you skeptically.
     "I... I did?"
     "You like him?"
     "No," you replied nervously.
     "You do!"
     "No!"
     "Why? What's so special about him? All he's got is a crappy haircut and–"
     "Don't make fun of Dan's fringe!"
     "Fringe?" He snorted. 
     "Are you jealous?"
     "Me? No way," he smiled leisurely.
     You were almost sure he was lying.