sirius black x reader oneshots

Sixty-One

(A/N): The Oneshot begins with you in the kitchen. You're not in the Living Room with everyone else. Enjoy!

     "Alright, Harry. Now, say 'Sirius' for your Uncle Pads, okay?"
     "Ssss... rus."
     "No," You heard your husband sigh, thoroughly exasperated.
     "Sirius."
     "S'rus."
     "Seer–ee–us."
     "... S'reeus!"
     "Oh for Merlin's–you know what? Let's try Padfoot. Okay, so–Oh, hey Moon Moon."
     Baby Harry giggled. 
     "Moon Moon!"
     "Ha! Get this Padfoot! He said my name!"
     "Oh, shove it up your asshole, Moony."
     "Black! Language! Especially around my son!"
     "You live with James, Lily! James!"
"He's got a point, Love," James called from upstairs.
"Yeah! Wuv wuv wuv!" Harry giggled uncontrollably.
You walked out of the kitchen to see Sirius scoop Harry up.
"Wheeeeeee!" He crowed, running around with Harry over his head. The small boy laughed and squealed. You chuckled from the doorway. Sirius glanced over, a large grin plastered on his face.
"Hey, hey (Y/N)? Watch this." He put Harry down on the couch as gently as possible.
"Hey Harry? What's my name? What's your godfather's name?"
Harry hesitated.
"You can do it! Who's your favorite uncle?"
Silence. Then,
"Moon Moon!"
"MERLIN'S SAGGY BALLSACK!" Sirius roared.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!" Lily screeched in rage.
He looked up at you with a grimace. You just smothered your laughter.
Then everything went quiet.
Little baby Harry had started to cry.
"No, no, no, no no no!" Sirius groaned and rushed over to the couch, lifting the Harry into his arms.
"Shhhhh, shhhh it's gonna be okay... hey, don't cry now!" He rocked the small child, pressing a kiss to his forehead.
"Padfoot, I will kill you if you did something to my son!" James bounded down the stairs, murder in his eyes. He froze at the sight of his best friend rocking his child to sleep.
"Awwww!" He sighed contentedly.
Sirius handed Harry off to his mother, then strutted over to you, a proud smirk on his face. In the privacy of the kitchen, he spoke.
"So, I'm pretty sure I could raise a kid," he whispered, wrapping an arm around you. You laughed.
"Well, that's a good sign."
"What? Why?"
You felt your eyes well up, and took his free hand to place it on your stomach.
"Say hello to Baby Black."
Sirius jerked away.
"You're not... upset... are y–"
"(Y/N)?" He grabbed your hands, and you saw tears in his eyes.
"This isn't a joke, right?"
"No."
"I'm... I'm gonna be a dad?" His voice broke.
You nodded, tears steaming down your face.
"Yeah," your own voice cracked. "Yeah, you're gonna be a dad."
"I..." Sirius pulled you to his chest, sobbing into your shoulder. You squeezed him tightly.
He pulled away to kneel in front of your stomach.
"Hey little guy! Or... girl, I guess. So, uh, hey Little Black!"
You sniffed and laughed.
"I promise you. I swear on my own life, I will be the best, bestest father in the whole wide world, okay? I won't ever..." he broke off, crying in earnest. "I won't ever hurt you. I promise. I'll be your best friend. I'll always be here for you. You hold me to that promise, yeah? Even when I'm grey and old, you make sure I remember. Got it?"
Your husband stood up and embraced you tightly.
"I love you so much," he wiped his eyes, then yours.
"I love you too."
"Woah, what the hell happened?" James walked in and frowned, alarmed.
"Uh... haha..." you chewed on your lip.
"Why the hell are there two grown adults sobbing in my kitchen?" He called.
"James? James, mate."
"Yeah? Do I get an explanation?"
"Nah. I just want you to know... I'm gonna have you be godfather."

Who else is really emotional rn??
I did NOT expect that to get that deep. Honest to god.
So I'm watching Stranger Things (JAKFPCKDKELDCLSKEI) and I'm almost done with season oneeeee (kOaidopajdofknwIDJE)
Also, cause of a great fanfiction, I started watching The Most Popular Girls in School (almost onto Season 3).
It's a YouTube series and it's so funny watch it omg I die every episode.
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