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Sixty-Five (150K Reads Special)

AHHHHHHH!!! 150k READS HOLY SHITTTTT!!!! YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST OMFG!!! Ok onto the Oneshot:

(Btw this is some stuff that totally happened (so basically some mini oneshots) Enjoy and also the Latin is translated at the end of the chapter)

"Attention!" Sirius blurted.
"What?" Remus sat bolt upright.
"What happened?" James inquired.
"Yeah, something bad?" Peter frowned.
"Sirius? What's wrong?" You were curled against your boyfriend, and you shifted to look at him. He just smiled secretively.
"What?" Remus pushed.
"Oh. Nothing. I just wanted you to pay attention to me."
The group groaned.
     Sirius just shrugged. 

~<•>~

     "You should smile more often."
     "Why?"
     "It makes you look pretty."
     "(Y/N), for the last goddamn time, I don't have to smile to look pretty!

     "... right?"
     "Yes, Sirius. You're a beautiful princess."
     "Thank you."

~<•>~

     "Pulcher heus," Sirius slurred.
     "What the hell?"
     "Ut vos vultus pulchellus," he smiled blissfully.
     "How drunk are you?"
     "Ipsum. Maxime."
     "How many glasses of Firewhisky did you have?"
     "Uh... decem... quindecim... triginta duo..?"
     "Merlin's balls."

~<•>~

"You've been crushing on someone, haven't you..." you smirked, ignoring the jealousy in the pit of your stomach.
"I hate you."
"Are you... blushing?"
"No."
"You are!"
"Shut up!"
"I'll pay you thirty galleons if you can kiss the girl you like within the next five minutes."
"Really?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Okay."
Sirius took your face in his hands and kissed you.
You kissed him back.
He pulled away gently.
"Pay up."
"I hate you."
"Love you, too."

~<•>~

     "What turns you on?"
     "Nothing you need to know about, Lily."
     "Come on, (Y/N)!"
     "Nothing gets me like heavy breathing!" You joked.
     Sirius peeked his head through the doorway. 
     "I think you should know, (Y/N), that I have severe asthma."
     "Get out, you dumbass!"

~<•>~

"Okay Padfoot. How well do you know (Y/N)."
     "Oh, James. Let me tell you, I–"
     "Sirius..." you warned. 
     "What?" He frowned, blinking dumbly. 
     "You know what."
     "All I was gonna say is that she has the best–"
     "Sirius!"
     "What?"
     "Shut up!"
     "You don't even know what I was gonna say!"
     "I don't want to know!"
     "Fine."
     You glared at him.
     "Shehasthebestpersonality," he rushed.
     "I– what?"
     "And I love her. I want to spend the rest of my life with her," he smiled warmly at you.
     "I'm... oh my god."
     He grinned.
     "Sorry," you mumbled.
     "No problem."
     "Um..." James shifted awkwardly. "I'll just be off, then."

~<•>~

Latin Translation:
L1: Hey Beautiful.
L2: You look so pretty.
L3: Very. The most.
L4: Uh... five... ten... thirty-two?

   Hey guys!
   Okay so I'm really annoyed cause I referred to Sirius as a womanizer on instagram and now all these people are after me and some random-ass girl wrote this back to me:

   And I'm really pissed off. I mean is that just me or is that rude af??
   Aaaanyway, hope y'all are having a fantastic day. Please comment, vote, and share if you enjoyed :)
   adios.