C O M P L E T E D
just a bunch of [x reader] oneshots including before after you and Sirius are dating
*the first few are told from multiple perspectives*
reviews/comments:
"These are honestly the best x Reader Oneshots I've ever read." ~@-vivalaplu...
"Can you–" "NOPE." "I just–" "I said no." "But if you–" "No, Sirius." "Just read it–" "Not a chance." "So you're not even gonna read it?" "I have better things to do in my life than read your Ancient Runes essay, Sirius." You were fed up with helping your boyfriend with homework assignments. "At least I didn't ask you to write it," he grumbled. "At least I didn't hex you to Mars!" "Aw... I wish you did. I heard a rumor going around about some school there... something like Hogwarts... Boarsnot, or something." "Ugh! If you're talking about Pigfarts–" "THAT'S IT!" Sirius exclaimed. "Sirius... that's not real. Who told you about that, anyway?" "James heard it from some Ravenclaw who overheard a Hufflepuff telling a Slytherin that they heard it from a Gryffindor you was told by a Ravenclaw that saw it on a homework assignment that was done by some Slytherin." "Well if the source is a Slytherin, who're known for pranking... it's not right. Plus, it probably got jumbled up. Rumors tend to get really messy when they're said by fifteen different people." Sirius paused to count on his fingers. "Actually... there were seven people, counting James." "Well it's a Myth." "How do you know? What about the headmaster? Rumbleroar?" He asked insistently. "The lion?" You asked sarcastically. "Who can talk," Sirius added a matter-of-factly. "Ugh!" You rubbed your eyes. "If you love it so much, why don't you leave now?" You snapped. Sirius rolled his grey eyes. "I can't go to Pigfarts. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, (L/N)?" "Ugh, no! Besides, you'd need a bubble-head charm, which you still haven't mastered." "Maybe I'm not a charms freak! So what?" "Oh, so now I'm a freak?" Sirius sighed and ran a hand through his jaw-length black hair. "No, you're not a freak. But it's real! I'm telling you!" "I don't believe you." You folded your arms. "Remus! James! Peter!" Sirius waited. "OY, YOU BLOODY IDJITS, GET OVER HERE!" He hollered. "What?" James groaned. "So you know Pigfarts?" Sirius questioned. James face broke into a grin. "'Course. Who doesn't?" Sirius pointed to you. You scoffed. "I told her what you said," Sirius shrugged. "I meant what I said, y'know. Pigfarts is real." James stuck out his bottom lip. Remus and Peter came over. "I believe in Pigfarts," Peter looked with wonder at James and Sirius. Sirius just laughed and shared a look with James. "I've thought about it..." Remus pondered for a moment, considering his options. "I've come to the conclusion that it's not real. The logistics are simply impossible!" "Thank you!" You smiled gratefully at Remus and glared at the others. James' eyes widened. "Well... good luck with her, she's in rare-form." He grabbed Remus, who, in turn, grabbed Peter, and they stumbled off in a train of idiocy (with the exception of Remus). Sirius turned to look at you and laughed nervously.
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You stared blankly at him, dropping the glare. "I don't know why you're all so bloody afraid of me," you muttered.
"Oh, for God's sake gimme the bloody essay, I'll read it." "I knew you would cave." "Shut your bloody mouth." "As you wish."
Sorry... I've been really busy with life and the DANANDPHILGAMES Christmas Marathon (sorry about autocorrect lol) that I haven't updated in a while. WE'RE ALMOST TO 5K READS!! KEEP IT UP!!! In all seriousness (or siriusness >XD) BUT SERIOUSLY (jeez I can't word this in a way that won't be seen as a pun...) Thank you so much for sticking this far!! It means so much to know that so many of you read this!! :))) I have a math exam tomorrow, so I'd better get some sleep... although it tends to evade me on the nights I need it the most...
