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Fifty-Five (Requested)

Requested by: @kupla4

⚠️Warning!⚠️
Language and Kissing (duh)

     "How about... Seven Minutes In Heaven?" Darren McLaggen suggested, a sly grin on his face.
     There was a large party in the Room of Requirement, and everyone was gathered around the center of the room, eager to play a game.
     "Ooh! Can I go first?" Marlene smiled deviously.
     "No! Let's spin someone's wand!" Edward Spinnet argued.
     "Yeah, yeah, alright. Spin it. Boys first."
     A wand was placed at the center of the table.
     It spun until it landed on none other than Sirius Black; the infamous womanizer and your least favorite human on the face of the planet.
     "Alright!" He was leaning against the wall, leisurely flicking a piece of hair out of his silvery eyes. "Who's the lucky lady?"
     The wand was spun again until it landed on...
     Oh, no.
     "(Y/N)!"
     You felt hatred for everyone and everything. It had to be the worst thing that had ever happened. Ever.
     "Look! A door! The Room must know what we're playing!" A girl shouted.
     A door had, indeed, materialized into the wall. You swallowed uncomfortably.
You turned to Sirius, who was eyeing you in a way that made the room seem about one hundred degrees hotter.
No. You didn't want to do it.
However, when you opened your mouth to express your disgust, your friend leaned over and smiled.
"I know how much you hate him, but you're literally living every girl's dream right now. Sirius is the hottest guy in the school. Even you've admitting to finding him attractive, and I don't blame you. He is. I saw the look on your face. You don't want to do it. That's fine. But–if you do–I'll pay you 30 Galleons."
You gaped at your friend.
"Are you–"
"Go!" She laughed and pushed you towards the door.
Sirius was waiting, a smirk on his handsome features.
"Hey (Y/N)."
"Hey git–" you coughed. "Sorry, hey Sirius."
His smirk didn't waver, didn't flicker. You scowled. He knew the effect he had on you, and he was basking in his victory.
"Rules!" Darren shouted above the clamor. "Seven minutes starts when you enter the room. After the door closes, it's up to you what happens next," he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. Your face burned.
     "Alright. Go ahead."
     You glanced at Sirius. He shrugged.
     "Ladies first."
     You stepped into the room, small enough to be a broom cupboard.
     "Your seven minutes starts... now!" The door closed. You immediately took a step back from Sirius.
He rolled his eyes.
"Oh, calm your bloody ti–"
"Don't you dare."
"Listen, I'm not gonna assault you. I just think we should talk out our differences during the seven minutes."
"I'm... sorry?"
"You heard me."
"Okay...? What's in it for you?"
"For me? Well... if I make you laugh, you owe me one kiss."
"Deal."
"One kiss each."
"Each laugh?"
"Each time you laugh."
"So... zero."
"It's on."

After five minutes of nonstop talking, you didn't think you had ever really known Sirius at all.
He was... funny. And sarcastic. And yes, he was arrogant and cocky and a dickhead. But he was also kind of... sweet.
He just finished telling a short story about McGonagall when it happened.
You chuckled.
Sirius's head snapped up.
"You laughed."
"What? No!"
"Yeah! Yeah you did! You laughed! Ha! One kiss!"
     "No-o!"
     "Better make it a good one," Sirius grinned slyly.
     You closed your eyes and pressed your lips to his.
     You pulled away after a few seconds, blushing fiercely. 
     "See? That wasn't so bad!"
     "Yeah it was," you muttered, your speech directed to the floor. He laughed, then caught himself.
     Sirius took your chin in his hands and lifted your head. You looked into his grey eyes. It was like a storm was brewing in his iris. They were beautiful.
     "My turn."
     Sirius leaned forward and kissed you–really kissed you. You couldn't help the small gasp when he pressed you against the wall. His lips turned up into a smile.
     The difference between your kiss and Sirius's was that yours was short and sweet and just a bit nervous. His was practiced, he'd most certainly done it before. And rough. He was a rough kisser. You... kind of enjoyed it.
     The thought of pulling away never crossed your mind. Two minutes later, a knock was heard on the other side of the door.
     "Alright, lovebirds. Time's up."
     You pulled away, breathless.
     "Let's... definitely do that again," you grinned wildly, your speech rushed.
     "Oh, abso-fucking-lutely," Sirius's eyes were wide and bright.
     You cautiously opened the door, the bright like stinging your eyes.
     You went to bite your lip, not necessarily surprised to find it tender and a little bit swollen. Sirius, a rough kisser. You were unsurprised that you noticed it for what seemed like the fifth time.
     Everyone stared at you and Sirius, eyes darting back and forth.
     "Well?" You spoke loudly. "Who's next?" The group cheered and spun the wand. Sirius subtly slipped his hand into yours.
     "Wait one second. I'll be right back," you smiled up at him. You darted into the crowd and found your friend.
     "Your lips are pink. And swollen." She grinned smugly.
     You rolled your eyes. "Pay up."
     "Ugh. Fine." The heavy gold coins were placed in the lowered palm of your hand.
     "Pleasure doin' business wit'ya," you accented your voice.
     "Just shove off."
     You turned to find Sirius, only to see that he was right behind you.
     "Hi."
     "Hey."
     Silence.
     "D'you want to leave?"
     "Sure."
     "D'you want to play a game of Quidditch? One-on-one?"
     "Sure."
     "D'you want to snog after?"
     "Sure."
     "Great."
     You laughed.
     "You owe me another kiss."
     "Shut up!"
     "Nope."
     "The seven minutes are over!"
     "Yet you were the one that agreed to snog after Quidditch."
     "Yeah but–"
     "No buts! We're leaving!"
     He grabbed your arm and dragged you away.

     You got detention for being out past three.

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