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Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]

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In the real world I don't talk much, so here is where I keep all my thoughts and where I record the interesting events that happen in my life. This book is intended for reflective purposes, so in the future I can look back and read about myself. It...

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gUrL I WOULD press this button. That way, I can freaking EXPOSE my haters HAH

nO OKAY like I know I'm broke but killing babies is not okay.

OMG YES P U S H THAT BUTTON SIGN ME UP TAKE MY MONEY

NO WAY BECAUSE I DONT WANT MY SOULMATE TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH AT 42 THATS AWFUL

Technically, it says every selfie/snapchat I ever sent. I can take a selfie and save it to my camera roll and I wouldn't have to send it to anyone. Also I have snap streaks with like seven people and all the streaks I send are super aesthetic soooooo :)

Also I have snap streaks with like seven people and all the streaks I send are super aesthetic soooooo :) — Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

oKaY NO, NO BOY IS WORTH THE PRICE OF FRIENDSHIP LADIES. ONLY KEEP HIM IF HE LOVES YOU MMKAY

buh-BYE DORA

AND UR LITTLE CITY FRIENDS UGH MAKE BOOTS HIS OWN SHOW

okay so literally it matters on what's on the inside...but then again I'm extremely hideous and overweight and being overweight can make you die but then I wouldn't be able to die until I married my soulmate?? This one needs thinking.