Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]

I Have No Life

HOLAAAA AND WELCOME TO...

*drumroll please*

ASHLEY'S NONEXISTENT LIFE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE!!

Ahh, thank you for that nonexistent applause, my nonexistent crowd who loves me!

Let's be random :)

I found tons of things on Instagram that I screenshotted sooooo

I'M DYING

I WISH SOMEONE LIKED ME

^ whoops scratch that mistake that's true

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I'm watching TV shows and hearing and reading stories about these beautiful people falling in love and being my otp and I'm like

WHY CANT ANYTHING THAT MIRACULOUS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just don't understand

My otp in a show realized that they had a crush on each other in this one moment and my heart went tHA-THUMP TIME TO DIE OF FEELS ASHLEY!

Asdfghjkllllllllllll :(

because when THEIR HEARTS GET ALL FLUTTERY WITH EACH OTHER MY HEART GETS FLUTTERY JUST LOOKING AT THEM BEING FLUTTERY WITH EACH OTHERS HEARTS

What if Wattpad was as popular as Snapchat and Instagram? And almost everyone had an account? Like, almost everyone in your grade having an account on this and reading your stories?

I think that I would rather fling myself at a herd of alligators.

Just kidding. It would be sorta cool if everyone had Wattpad, just to see what everyone would be writing. But I feel like it would cause more social media drama somewhat?? I don't know, probably not.

I made drawings at like 1:30am in the morning and idk why I did? I'm such a bad artist honestly. That eye to eyebrow ratio is very off.

In Lord of the Flies I'm on chapter 7 out of 12, so yeah. Honestly the first couple chapters drew me in, but the rest of the book kinda bored me to be honest. Like, there's talk about a beast and whatever and all the boys are afraid of it? But most of the book, they're arguing with each other. Surprisingly, the boys on the island are having fun and playing and starting their colony and I'm like

HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM AND PLAYING IN THE SAND AND MAKING SANDCASTLES?! If I survived a plane crash on a random island and stuck with like 15 other girls, I would flip out and have a panic attack and probably, I don't know, DIE OR SOMETHING.

While they're over there in that story building SANDCASTLES and playing in the water.

Asdfghjkllllllllllllll

I have no life because I'm spending most of my summer days sitting in bed in my pajamas (which are a large ghostbusters shirt and grey shorts) and reading my summer books or staring at my phone screen.

PRODUCTIVITY AM I RIGHT LADIES ;)

I can't wait for our next school dance, although it's summer. They're just so fun, but at the last dance (the Winter Formal) the DJ wasn't great and didn't even bother to block out cuss words in the song. He just kinda gave up. But he had cool pink hair. But he just played the full song, and then played another full song. No transitions/remixes from one song to another.

And last year the Monster Mash Halloween thing was canceled due to "rain" because it has rained the day before and a drizzled that morning.

Except the ground was fine by the time we were supposed to have the Monster Mash, so they canceled it for nothing. And never rescheduled.

I've never been to a monster mash. I arrived too late at my school in my first year there, then in my second year there (which was last grade) they canceled it.

But I heard that it was really fun and better than most school dances, soooooo I can't wait for that.

I'm not sure what I'm going to go as for Halloween this year. My friends and I were thinking that we'd have a theme to our costumes. I thought that I would be Wonder Woman maybe, but my friends at school have used the superhero theme for the last two years, so that probably won't happen.

Although I'd slay as Wonder Woman. *wink*

So I don't know. But October 31st is almost 4 months from now, so I have all the time in the world to decide.

That's all I can think of to type for today because almost nothing is going on in life at the moment! Byeeeeeeee for now.