Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]

gURL IM PARANOID

Ok ok

So yesterday at school, some FBI agents came to school and gave an assembly on internet safety and social media and cyberbullying and cyberstalking and sexual predators online and how to avoid them and handle situations and all that.

weLL

Later that night, after tennis,

I picked up my phone and realized that I had gotten a message from a RANDOM NUMBER

oKAY

BOI

I WENT HOME WITH MY FRIEND HAYDEN TO GO TO TENNIS STRAIGHT AFTER SCHOOL

HAYDEN AIN'T A BOY SHE'S MY BESTIE

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE THE 😍 BY MY NAME THAT'S JUST CREEPY AND WEIRD

THE TWO THINGS I BLOCKED OUT??

gURL THE FIRST ONE WAS MY

LAST

NAME

UMMMMMmMmMmMmMM

AND THE NEXT ONE WAS MY

S C H O O L

AND IM

pArAnOiD

Apparently this "app", After School, is an app where you anonymously select your school and post stuff on your school's feed.

THATS SHADY ALREADY BUT

JUST WAIT

FOR THIS

apparently, you give the app your LOCATION so it can give you a selection of schools around you.

DATS SHADY BOI

BUT NEXT

you have to give them your social media so they can "verify" that you go to that school

THATS MORE SHADY THAN AN UMBRELLA

BUT JUST YOU WAIT

there's apparently 17+ stuff on the app, like sexual content or mature language crap, but to view it, they have to "verify" that you're 17 or older, an upperclassmen.

sOOOOOO TO VERIFY THAT

YOU HAVE TO

SCAN

YOUR

ID CARD

AND

DRIVER'S LICENSE

THATS THE SHADIEST OF THE SHADY MAN

IM NOT EVEN

J O K I N G

SO YALL DONT DOWNLOAD THE AFTER SCHOOL APP BC ITS SHADY AND DANGEROUS AND HARMFUL TO YOUR DIGITAL FOOTPRINT

THANK YOU GOODBYE

I AM PARANOID