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SO RIGHT NOW MY MOM IS HAVING HER CHINESE NEW YEAR PARTY YEAH YEAH

WELL

THERES THIS SALAD TOSS TRADITION (WILL EXPLAIN LATER)

ANYWAYS SO I ATE THE CHINESE SALAD MY MOM MADE

AND SHE WAS LIKE

"OOPS THERE'S PEANUTS IN THERE"

AND I AM A L L E R G I C

TO PEANUTS AND TREE NUTS (EXCEPT HAZELNUTS BC I LOVE NUTELLA)

SO I SPIT OUT THE CHINESE SALAD ONTO THE PLATE AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH AND GOT IT OFF MY TONGUE

AND NOW IM CHUGGING WATER LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL THE SIDES OF MY MOUTH TINGLING

I ONLY GRABBED A LITTLE BIT SO I SHOULD BE OKAY BUT MY MOUTH IS REALLY TINGLY RIGHT NOW

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