Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

A Little Competition

Dipper's locker was isolated. At least until the new kids came. One of them was a blond. The other had light blue hair that was obviously died. Or was it? Dipper didn't acknowledge them, got all the things he needed together, and took off down the hall. He didn't notice that the kid with the blue hair watched him. In class, he say next to his sister and talked until the announcement of new students came on. "There are two new students in Mrs.Wülf's class today." That's same class Dipper and Mabel were in "Their names are Bill and Will Cipher." Some sniggered under their breath. "Since his locker closest to theirs, I would like Dipper Pines to show them how or school works. Thank you." Mabel nudged him. "Go to the office and show those guys around! I wanna meet them!" Dipper stood up and left for the office. When he got there, they were standing there. The blond one spoke first. "Sup, kid? Name's Bill Cipher." His hand was put out to shake. After Dipper shook it, Bill introduced the blue haired boy. "And this nerd over here's Will Cipher. We're twins." Dipper nodded. "Well, I suppose we'd better get started. C'mon."

Will didn't talk at all the whole time. It was as if he wasn't even there. Dipper glanced back at him every once in a while, making sure he was still with them. When they got back to class, Mabel went head over heels for the blond one. Bill soon caught on and started saying to Will, "Hey, bro. You see guy over there. I think he's cute." Will just rolled his eyes and played along. "Brother, y-you should know that s-some people are homoph-phobic. K-Keep it down." It worked. Mabel wasn't interested anymore. Dipper was reading a book. Unfortunately, Mabel took notice. So did the twins when Mabel said, "Hey, nerd! Wanna arm wrestle? I know I'll beat you. I always do." Dipper looked at her. "I don't spend my time on building up my strength because I have more important things to do." Bill nudged his brother. "He sounds just like you!" Will didn't respond.

For the rest of the day it was Dipper showing the Cipher twins how things worked. Mabel walked up to them at the end of the day. "Heyyy. Wanna stay at our house tonight? I could help you with your homework! Or... Dipper could..." She went silent after that. Bill looked at Will then back at her and nodded. "Sure. Your brother is just too cute to resist." Dipper snorted. Mabel squealed. Both Dipper and Will covered their ears. Bill laughed.

At the house, Dipper and Will sat on the couch doing their homework while Mabel and Bill were wrestling on the floor. Will looked at Dipper. "H-hey." Dipper nearly jumped out of his skin. "S-Sorry! I didn't m-mean to scare you!" Dipper shook his head. "I-It's okay. Just please don't do it again!" Will nodded and looked back down.

Bedtime! Dipper and Will are really good friends at this point. The same with Bill and Mabel. Dipper lied down in bed. Bill came walking into the room. "Heyyy. Watcha doin?" Dipper gave him a look that said 'Are you kidding?'. Bill laughed. He got into the bed and snuggled up close to Dipper. "Wanna take it further?" Dipper decided Bill was on the 'annoying' list. Mabel walked in. "Hey, bro, what are the sleeping arrangements? Oh... Seems like you already figured it out." Dipper got out of the bed. "No, he's just trying to one up his brother." Bill smirked. "Oh, so you and my brother are a thing?" Dipper was blushing furiously. "N-no! He's just a closer friend than you!" Bill laughed again. "Sure..." Mabel was laughing along with him. Will looked into the room to see what was going on. "Look! There's your boyfriend!" Bill pointed to Will laughing his head off. Dipper stomped out of the room as red as a tomato. Will followed him to the living room. Dipper looked at him. "Need something?," Dipper asked quietly. Will hugged him. "I know how much of a pain Bill can be. I'm his brother, after all. He just does it to be funny. So don't worry about it." Dipper nodded.

Mabel was first to wake up. She went to prepare breakfast for them all since she had the time. She didn't expect to see Dipper and Will cuddling together on the couch sleeping. Snap. "Scrapbook-er-tunity!" Will mumbled something along the lines of "pizza rolls" or "fucks the rules". Mabel honestly couldn't tell. She started making breakfast. After about fifteen minutes, Bill came out. He took one glance at the sleeping couple on couch and chuckled. "I wonder if my ship has sailed."

Breakfast was done, so Bill decided to wake the two friends. He yelled in their ears, "Get up before you miss your guys' wedding!" Will opened his eyes. Dipper just... snuggled closer to Will and said, "Fuck off, you German potato." Will looked confused as to what the hell Dipper just said while​ Bill and Mabel laughed their heads off. Will noticed that he and Dipper were cuddling and fell off the couch. Dipper woke up from this and said, "What the hell? Will, what are you doing on floor?" Will just gulped and stood up. "C'mon you lovebirds, breakfast is ready!" Ignoring the fact that they were called lovebirds, Dipper and Will walked over to the table. They were handed their plates and sat down. Bill and Mabel wanted Dipper and Will to sit together, so they sat down first.

After finishing breakfast, they got all their things ready and waited for the bus. When they got on, Mabel and Bill sat down on same seat so that Dipper and Will had to sit together. Dipper kept telling Will about the function of a lightbulb for their essay while Mabel watched Bill pay on his Gameboy. Mabel soon turned her attention to the two friends sitting across from her. Dipper was positioning his hands certain ways while Will nodded and copied him. Mabel giggled to herself and said, "Are you two taking about your wedding? How big is the cake?" Will turned around and said, "Big enough to stuff your dead body in." Dipper poked him. "That's not helping." Will turned around. "When will she stop?" Dipper froze. "She won't... Not unless we... become a thing..." Will made a noise of thought. "Will you be my boyfriend?," he asked. Dipper looked at though he thought Will was going crazy. "What?!" "You heard me." Dipper looked at Mabel who nudged Bill. Bill looked at them. Will poked him. "Well?" Bill looked at Mabel for an explanation of what's going on. She told him and he grinned. Dipper looked back to Will. "Umm... Why?" Will rolled his eyes. "Guess." Dipper looked at him like he was an idiot. "You know what? Sure. Just don't be weird about it." Will smiled. "Don't worry, I won't."

This was horrible, I know.