Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

More Texting AU

*Noises of suffering*

Dipshit

<Dipper: Will?

Will: Hm?>

<Dipper: So... Mabel told me something that I think you might want to hear...

Will: What is it, Dipshit?>

<Dipper: ... She says that you're mad at me  for yesterday...

Will: Oh, really? Is it that obvious?>

<Dipper: Will, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't know how to react. You're my best friend , and hearing you say those weirds scared me.

Will: SCARED you? Dipper, I told you how I felt and you just turned your back and walked out the door!>

<Dipper: I know... And I'm sorry. I really am, Will. It's just weird hearing you say something like that, especially in the middle of class...

Will: Oh, okay, well that's all good. Dipshit apologizes and soon everything's good. Aw yeah we're all good! >

<Dipper: Will...

Will: What do you want? >

<Dipper: Where are you?

Will: On my bed with tears running down my face.>

<Dipper: Okay. I'll be over in a second. It's okay to cry, and I understand why you're upset, but you need to calm down.

Will: ... I hate you.>

<Dipper: No you don't.

Will: ... Where are YOU?>

<Dipper: In my car, driving to my bf's rescue.

Will: God, you are such a dork.>

<Dipper: Does that mean we're cool?!

Will: Mmmm, no.>

<Dipper: I love you too, Will, okay? Just ham on.

Will: I'm not sure I know how to ham on.>

<Dipper: *Hang

Will: That's better.>

<Dipper: Anyways, I LOVE YOU TOO, Will.

Will: ... Thank you...>

<Dipper: Bologna. I'm doing this for the bologna.

Will: If I know you well enough already, you are probably pronouncing it wrong.>

<Dipper: Aww... I thought you had faith in me.

Will: Dipper, don't do that again.>

<Dipper: What?

Will:  What you did yesterday.>

<Dipper: Oh. I'm sorry, Will. I promise to take you somewhere to make up for it. Anyways, look, I'm here.

Will: I thought I heard you pull in. Are you coming in? As much I don't want you to see me like this, I don't want to get up just yet.>

<Dipper: Yeah, I'm coming in. I'll give you the biggest hug I could mustard and hope you'll forgive me.

Will: Maybe once you actually pause to read over your message before you send it.>

<Dipper: Oh, sorry! *Muster. That better?

Will: Much, thank you.>

<Dipper: Okay, well I'm coming in. Does your sorrow have any last words?

Will: It sure does. 1. You're a dork, and 2. I love you.>

<Dipper: I love you too. Alright I'm coming in.

Will: If only you reacted that way when I told you in class.>

<Dipper: I'm sorry.

Will: I know. Come on up now, don't be shy ;)>

<Dipper: You're way too creepy. Cut it out.

Will: As soon as you get your aids through the dog!>

<Dipper: I'm sorry, but... XD

Will: ... *Ass and *door...>

<Dipper: Oh, gods, I love you!

Will: The gods are gonna pay if they dare take my new boyfriend away. Now get your ass in here!>

<Dipper: Hahaha, okay.

   Dipper entered Will's room to see Will sitting cross-legged on his bed. "Hey, Will," he greeted as he sat down next to him. "Took you long enough," Will muttered. The bluenet climbed into the other's lap and buried his face in their chest. Dipper hugged him tightly and rested his head on top of the bluenet's. "I love you," Dipper whispered, kissing the top of Will's head. "I love you too," the smaller one breathed out. "I love you even more than you could imagine."