Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

MPREG AU CUZ I CAN

Just a sucker for mpreg au's XD
🎶~I'm just a sucker for pain~🎶
What? Nobody? Fine then.

   "Will!," Dipper yelled from the kitchen. "Do you want anything?!" Mabel, who was sitting in the living room, yelled, "Ya don't need ta yell!" Dipper rolled his eyes and waited for Will's response. "I don't mind, as long as it's something big." Dipper shared a concerned look with Mabel. "Are you alright?," he called. "... I-I'm fine. Just— Just hungry, that's all." Dipper remained suspicious but didn't say anything. Mabel snorted and said, "Sounds like he's pregnant." Dipper stared at her for a moment before realizing that she was joking. He stared into the hall for a moment before deciding to make pirogies.

   Once Dipper was done, he called out that dinner was ready. Mabel slowly made her way into the room, while Bill, who was doing things in the basement, ran in like a rabid animal. Will hesitated near the door frame, and Dipper could see something off about him. "... Are you okay, Will?" Will glared at him and sat down at the table. Dipper was a little shocked by the hostile look, but served them all anyway. Mabel constantly glanced at Will with a strange expression on her face while Bill muffled his laughter with his hand. Dipper took his food into the living room, not liking anything remotely social. He ate in quietly in the dark, finding it comfortable.

   Will finished his food before everyone else, even though he was given a larger serving. He took care of his plate and moved for the hall. He stopped near the living room and looked inside to see that Dipper fell asleep after finishing his food. The demon giggled and sat down next to him on the couch. "Dipper," he whispered, shaking the brunet. "C'mon, wake up." Dipper opened his eyes and looked at Will. "What?," he asked groggily. "I'm... *Cough* Pregnant." Dipper was immediately wide awake. "What?!," he asked in a hushed voice. Will blushed and shifted on the couch. "Since when?!," Dipper asked. Will glanced out towards the hall. "3 months now." Dipper stared at him. "I thought you looked a bit bigger." Will glared at him again. "Are you calling me fat?" Dipper shook his head. "No, all people's uteruses expand while the fetus gets larger." Will gave him a confused expression. Dipper snorted and said, "Everyone's stomach area gets larger as the baby in it grows." Will 'oh'-ed and looked away, embarrassed. "It also creates mood swings and sudden cravings. You get hungrier 'cause half of the food you consume goes to the child." Will looked scared. "So its a parasite?!" Dipper stared at him in thought. "Well, by the human definition, it could be considered a parasite..." Will started crying. "I-I don't want a parasite! I w-want to be healthy a-and live longer!" Dipper deadpanned. "I thought you were immortal." Will blushed. "Oh yeah, I forget that sometimes." Dipper nodded, patting Will's knee. "Me too, bro."

   After Dipper finished explaining everything he knew about pregnancy to Will, the demon realized that there really wasn't anything to worry about. "W-Will you sleep with me tonight, though? J-Just in case if it is a parasite?" Dipper laughed softly. "Sure." Will let out a sigh of relief and curled up next to Dipper. "Let's just sleep here on he couch. I'm too fat to move." Dipper snorted and let Will cuddle up next to him. "I prefer sleeping in a bed with a pillow and blanket—" Dipper's complaint was cut short when Will snapped his fingers and Dipper's head was on a pillow and a blanket covered them. He sighed. "Thanks." "You're welcome, hun," Will yawned out, letting his eyes drift close. Dipper draped his arm over Will's stomach in a protective move and kissed his cheek. Will smiled and placed a hand over Dipper's, rubbing the back of it.

Nothin' like some fluff to get you peeps happy.