Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

Love Potion Gone Wrong

Requested by @Midnight_demon667

Will grinned, shoving the brunet next to him into a tree. "Cut it out, Dip! We need to stay focused! This is for Mabel, remember?" Dipper laughed, pushing himself away from the tree. "Yeah, yeah, I know," Dipper replied, rolling his eyes, "Don't you think that it would be a little dangerous to give Mabel the ingredients required for a love potion, though?" Will snorted. "Nah, it's totally safe. I mean, she definitely won't use it on anyone she knows that she thinks would be a good couple." Dipper scoffed. "Very funny. I was a little worried, but what you said wiped all the bad thoughts out of my head," he said sarcastically. "It must be my voice. You love hearing it so much that it must've drove off all them thoughts you got in that cute little head of yours," Will joked, ruffling Dipper's hair. Dipper snorted, shying away from Will's touch. "Let's just get on with it, dumbass." Will chuckled, following Dipper deeper into the woods.

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   After Dipper handed over all the ingredients to Mabel, she immediately ran up to her room, ideas forming in her chaotic mind. Will awkwardly excused himself and ran up the stairs after Mabel. Her door was halfway open, so he just let himself in. Mabel was at her desk, working with an alchemy set Dipper got her in hopes of her liking something science-y. She used it for some things, but it wasn't very often you'd find her using it. However, now she had love potions to make. Oh boy.

   Will watched Mabel work, quietly observing as he stood next to her. Finally, after about 5 minutes of tinkering, Mabel poured a sparkly, hot pink substance into a glass bottle, closing it with a cork. She looked up at him. "Whatcha standin' there for, Mr. William? Wanna test out my new love potion?," she asked teasingly, trying to persuade him to use it. Will hesitated. "Um... A-Actually..." Mabel grinned. "Ooh, like someone, do you? If they like you back, then this love potion is guaranteed to bring it out of 'em!," Mabel proposed, holding out the strange substance. Will rolled his eyes and snatched the bottle out of her hand. "You sound like a commercial. Cut it out. Fine, I'll use your stupid potion, but I highly doubt it would work, though, so don't get your hopes up." Mabel squealed, but other than that, she did nothing else except watch him leave.

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   Will took the potion downstairs, thinking. He wondered how he could use it on Dipper. Yep, that's right, his crush is on Dipper. It was surely frustrating, being so close to him, yet wanting to be closer. Usually, he was too in denial or randomly started hating the brunet to actually come to terms with it. Yet, when they have good times together— like in the woods earlier that day— Will is perfectly fine with the fact that he loves his best friend more than he probably should.

   Will sat down at the wooden table as he thought. Suddenly, he got an idea. The fruit punch that Mabel made looked a lot like this stuff. Maybe if he mixed it in with the sugary drink, Dipper wouldn't notice. He grinned, getting the jug full of the punch out and pouring it into cups. He opened the glass bottle and poured all the contents into one of the glasses. Then, he brought the drinks out to Dipper.

   "U-Um, hey, Dip," Will greeted, sitting next to his friend. He fidgeted nervously, hoping nothing would go wrong with this.

"Hey!," Dipper responded, "Why'd you leave?"

"Oh, I-I just had to... use the bathroom...," Will lied. He felt a bead of sweat forming on his forehead as Dipper gave him a look.

"... Okay...," Dipper replied, looking a little suspicious of him.

   "Anyways!," Will interrupted, changing the subject, "I got us something to drink after I came down! I hope Mabel didn't make this punch too sugary..."