Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

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I had this weird dream that I was in a room full of a mix of Gravity Falls characters and my own classmates. I believe I could recognize Wendy and possibly Gideon in that mix. Anyway, me and one of my classmates I know (not gonna tell you their name) were sitting at a table. I think we were, like, partners for class or something. Bill Cipher was in the class oddly enough. Funny thing was he looked like a completely normal person. He had slightly darker blond hair, was wearing semi-neat clothes, had the structure of a somewhat well-built teen, and had brown eyes. He came over to our table and just started to antagonize us. I don't remember what he said exactly, but I know it pissed me off. After, me and the other guy left to go talk with another table. We started going on a rant about Bill and how he was a jerk. Then, I whispered to the guy who sat at my table, "Why is Bill such a dickhead?" He started laughing and was like, "Hahaha, dickhead." Then... Bill came over. Soon, everyone got into an argument about whether Bill was good or not. We found out we were the only people Bill antagonized. After we accused Bill of quite a few things, he actually looked like he felt he was being attacked. I don't remember what happened after, so let's just slip to the end (it was a very short dream). The teacher was having us watch a video or something and asked us to pull out chairs to a spot we could see. I kept doing just that, but each time I did, Bill sat down in front of me. I remember the motive being so that I'm always looking at him... something like that. Then, I sat at a table at the front (he couldn't sit in front of me anymore now, can he?). He got angry that he couldn't sit on front of me anymore (for some odd reason) and went off to pout.

Well... That was one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. Another dream in that group was the time I dreamed some virus of some kind was making people go crazy during Halloween... I had to give the people Christmas cookies I found in a trash can to stop it...

Back to the dream I just had... I've never seen a guy who's my age and looks like that. My mind completely made it up and I have no idea why. What if Bill Cipher was real...? Well, then, Bill likes to give people weird ass dreams, doesn't he? Also, the fleshbag he wore (the human body he was in) looked like a relatively decent-looking kid. He might even somewhat be considered attractive. I rarely find any guys remotely attractive, so... yeah. Think my mind's not very safe right now. Bill could be anywhere... Well, maybe not, but I like to pretend the guy actually exists and just related his memories to Alex so he could make a cartoon for him... I don't know, I'm weird!

Once, I hid in my closet and texted people creepy things. My mom found me and said, "Mason, come out of the closet." I shouted out, "I'm gay!," and ran off to some other corner of the house...