Will Cipher x Dipper Pines One-Shots Collection [Requests Allowed]

Middle School AU [READ THE END]

   Dipper walked down the hall to his locker. He opened it and shoved his stuff inside, forgetting to be neat, and grabbed his afternoon binder, as well as a few books he would need and his sketch pad. He closed the door and headed to lunch. He always brought his stuff with him so that he wouldn't have to deal with the crowd of other kids more than willing to kill each other over who gets to their locker first. They always shove the person next to them out of the way and take up way more space than they need. Most of the students were wild animals, running through the halls and wrestling each other in the playground. They also spread unnecessary drama that created way more confusion than needed. He hated this hellhole, yet loved it at the same time. His teachers were the good guys in this school, nice and understanding when he couldn't turn his homework in on time because his sister decided to "borrow" his backpack.

Dipper sat down in the spot he usually does, at an empty table for the antisocial. Only three other kids sat there, and he preferred it that way. He never looked forward to making friends, especially since this school turns innocent kids into self-harming satanists with daddy kinks.

As Dipper ate, he noticed a pair of twins walking over to him. One blond with electric-blue eyes and one ravenet with amber eyes. The blond wore a yellow dress vest and a bowtie while the ravenet wore a light blue hoodie with an eye on the front (these are my actual designs for them). The blond one grinned as he approached and stopped right behind him. "Heya, Pine Tree! Th name's Bill! Your sister's ol' Shooting Star over there, correct?" Dipper— confused— looked over to where he was pointing, saw Mabel, and nodded. Bill's grin grew. "She likes guys a little too much, doesn't she?" Dipper rolled his eyes and nodded. "Some of them I don't even thinks she likes," he replied, voice monotone. The ravenet looked uncomfortable and glanced anxiously at Bill. "Well, apparently, even though she likes more guys than the number that actually exist in her legal age range, she thinks that you're a pervert for liking guys. She said that when you came out this morning, she almost threw up right there because of how disgusting she thought you were." Dipper stared at his food, not hungry anymore. "... And why did you tell me this?" Bill jerked his head towards the ravenet. "Will thought you should know. He's gay, so... He was personally offended as well and believed that she was disgusting herself for not even saying that she didn't exactly approve of your choice to you herself." Dipper glanced up at Will and saw him staring at him with anxiety clouding his eyes. "Thanks, I guess," he shrugged and turned around. Bill patted him on the head— Dipper was sure he was feminine in every way and that only supported it— and walked off, but not before whispering something to Will that caused him to blush madly and screeched out loud as he fell to the floor.

Everyone turned to see Will staring with wide eyes at his brother, who was cackling over him. The people, apparently accustomed to this, immediately turned back to what they where previously doing. Will shakily got up and sat next to Dipper, worrying his lip and glancing at Bill as he walked away. Dipper went back to eating a bag of white cheddar popcorn, not aware of the set of amber eyes gazing thoughtfully at him.

"U-Um— I— Hey?" Dipper looked up at Will. "What?" Will shifted and shuffled his feet, clearly nervous. "R-Remember this morning?" Dipper nodded. Will coughed into his hand. "I-I, um, dang it...," he muttered. Dipper laughed. "Just spit it out, Will. We've been friends for how long already?" Will lowered his gaze. "Two months...?" Dipper nodded. "You can tell me anything. It won't change my opinion of you." Will breathed out deeply. "I-I heard Mabel say something else about you... I-I just want to know i-if it's true..." Dipper tuned in fully, interested. "Yes, what is it?" Will sighed. "Sh-She said that she s-suspected it with the way you talk about me. She said that you c-call me cute and say that you w-wish that we could always be around each other." Dipper blushed. "W-Well...," he started, "Um... I mean, I might have said those things... Wh-Why? It's not weird." Will snorted. Dipper sighed. "Okay, yeah, it is," he admitted, "And I also said that you smell really good and that I love when you hug me. Does that change anything?" Will shook his head. "N-No... I think the same way about you. It's just... Erg, screw it. Can I kiss you?" Dipper stared at him. "You want to kiss me? In the school cafeteria? Why?" Will felt his face burn. "I really want to... it's not like anyone would notice..." Dipper snorted. "Everyone would notice. They're all staring at us." That was true, and Will couldn't deny it. "Oh well, let them. I'm going to kiss you, and you're going to like it." Dipper laughed quietly. Will leaned down and kissed him. He made sure to make it as sweet and gentle as possible. Once he pulled back, he asked, "Does that say enough?" Dipper nodded and leaned forward onto his chest, hugging his waist. Will hugged him back. "It does. It really does," Dipper said. Bill came over on his way to dump his food tray. "You go girl!," he whisper/shouted, giving them a thumbs up. Will laughed quietly and Dipper giggled into Will's chest. "He's so girly," he commented. Will burst out laughing. "He is! Once, he smacked his ass in front of the football players and said, 'Can't touch this!' I almost died laughing!" Dipper 'pfft'-ed and and laughed breathlessly. "Oh my gosh!" Will kissed him on the nose. "I hope to be able to be as confident as him some day." Dipper's face flushed and he whined, "I hope not! I don't want to hear you constantly saying suggestive phrases!" Will smirked. "Oh~? I guess you don't want to hear the plans I have in store for you~?" Dipper shoved Will and shouted. "Like hell I would! Shut up or else I'm calling Law & Order: Special Victims Unit!" Will snorted. "You watch that? Did you see that one episode with the kid who wanted to prove he was tough and took this younger kid to his house and—" "Yes, yes, I've seen it!," he interrupted, slapping a hand over Will's mouth. "I've also told you to shut up already!"

The one-shot you requested will be published soon. First, I need to ask you a question. Would you be mad if I just wrote a completely different one-shot unrelated to Yuri On Ice in any way except for the fact that Dipper asks Will to be his coach and kissed him? Because I want to keep these as original as possible. So, for example, I write it as a college party where Dip gets drunk and asks him to be his ice skating coach. Would that make you mad or do I have to have it EXACTLY the same? I'd prefer making it original, but if you need it to be exactly the same, I'll try to get it done. Just remember, it would take longer for me to do if it is going EXACTLY by the anime as well, and I'd prefer it being original.