Short Stories!

How To Get A Geek To Date You!

Step One: Watch all their favorite TV shows/movies and read all their favorite books, or listen to their favorite songs. This step is to ensure that you like this person because if you don't like their fandoms and tell them that, then you will get the opposite of a date.

Step Two: Approach the geek and start up a conversation about something from the above step. Don't make it awkward by starting with a pick-up line. If you want to, find pick-up lines on the internet or right here with these fandom themed lines!

Starwars: Are you the force? Because I would want to be with you. OR R4 is red, R2 is blue, If I was the force I would be with you. OR I won't go over to the dark side if you are by my side. OR Will you be my Leia to my Han, so I won't be solo?

Bacon-lovers (Not a fandom but if they like/love bacon): Take me to the loony bin.........because your bacon me crazy.

Gaming: Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, press start to join, and be my player two. OR you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. OR are you a flashbang, because you're stunning. OR can I get your Xbox live account name so I can friend you, then maybe we can become something more?  

Any Fandom Ever: I Ship Us. OR Your so perfect I am surprised your not a fictional character.

Hunger Games: Are you district twelve? because I am about to make you mine. OR If you're looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend, I'll volunteer as tribute. OR did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just that hot? OR I would eat poison berries for you. 

Divergent: If the chasm was called "Love" would you fall in it with me? OR if I was ranking initiates, you would be the top. OR I am not Dauntless but I am going to be brave and tell you how beautiful you are. OR are you Dauntless cake, because I want you. 

Doctor Who: Girl/boy, your so perfect not even cyberman couldn't upgrade you. OR are you a weeping angel? Because I can't take my eyes off of you. OR You must be a time lord because you have two hearts, yours and mine. 

Step Three: Be casual and cool, geeks love boys/girls who are these traits. Some geeks may prefer you to be other traits. Please ask their best friend about their traits, if they as you why, stay it's for a project on the human mind. 

Step Four: When talking to them make sure you know almost everything about their fandoms to impress them. Please make sure to impress them!

Step Five: Talk to them a LOT about their favorite fandoms, it will persuade them even more.

Then you will probably get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend because of just doing these steps!

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THIS DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!

Bye!