FUN FACTS ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOIS LETS GO
x- HE THINKS DAVE IS STUPID AMD THAT THE FACT HE WEARS SUNGLASSES ALL THE TIME IS ALSO STUPID
((AT: tHE SUN GLASSES GUY,
TT: Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?
AT: iIII DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A COMPUTER, bUT,
AT: yES, hAAAAAH,
AT: i THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT HOW ASININE THAT IS,))
x- he drags his words out too how cute
x- he doesn't actually stutter and say "uHHH" a lot can you heCKING believe it folks??? he just UHHHHS AND STUTTERS WHEN HE'S NERVOUS LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??????? ((he mainly just "uHHH"s around dave and vriska))
x- he appears to trust rose, since he asks her for advice on how to troll dave
x- when quoting people, he does not type in his quirk
((examples: "cool," "dope"))
x- he has the potential, he has the potential to do anything. he's a fucking page. he can be a good troll, a good guy, a hero, he can do any of those things and lots of people look over that.
x- he had a crush on jade
x- AT: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
AT: r U READY,
AT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
AT: bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
AT: tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
((look at that what a dork i love him))
x- AT: wE'RE ABOUT TO GET MAD HORNOGRAPHIC,
AT: (i MEAN SORT OF LIKE A GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE, nOT LIKE,)
AT: (aNYTHING SEXUAL,)
AT: (eRR, wHOAAAAA,)
AT: (nEVERMIND,)
((he puts in little comments while rapping, just to make his point extra clear. he's careful.))
x- he fucking sucks at whispering like everyone can hear him
x- GG: but you guys never even played pranks on me, you were always just kinda mean D:
AT: sORRY, }:(
((what a sweetheart holy shit he probably is the only one to actually apologize))
x- GG: also you seem to be the only one who ever thinks to talk to me while im asleep!
GG: why is that?
AT: oH, i GUESS,
AT: tHAT IT MAKES SENSE,
AT: bECAUSE YOU HAVE A ROBOT, tO LET YOU SAY THINGS THAT HAPPEN, oN PROSPIT,
AT: aND i'M CURIOUS,
AT: bECAUSE THE ONLY TIME i EVER HAD FUN PLAYING THIS GAME WAS WHEN i WAS ASLEEP,
AT: bUT NOW ALL OUR DREAM SELVES ARE DEAD,
((i love him so much im sorry))
x- AG: You were f8ed for a team of losers, full of 8lind girls and lame 8oys and cranky iiiiiiiim8eciles.
AG: ::::)
AT: oK, yOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT ABOUT THAT,
AT: bUT i SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU,
AG: Oh????????
AT: i PROMISED I WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE,
AG: Whaaaaaaaat. Promised who?
AT: rUFIO,
AG: Omg, who's that????????
AG: I h8 this guy already!
AT: hE'S, uHH,
AT: oKAY,
AT: sOMEONE SAID i SHOULD GIVE MY SELF ESTEEM A NAME,
AT: aND TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT i SAY, tO MAKE SURE i DON'T HURT HIS FEELINGS,
((lets hope we didn't forget dear, sweet rufio???))
x- the wallpaper on his husktop is a troll fairy
x- so he and gamzee get along really well, gamzee thinks tavros has "gUmPtIoN" and such
x- he doesn't understand gamzee's obsession with clowns but he accepts it anyway
x- gamzee genuinely likes his raps
x- he is allergic to cats
x- he trusts equius, and he thinks he is right when he tells nepeta to not play with vriska and the other flarpers
x- he misses flarping, minus how dangerous it was
x- he and aradia are/were crazy close, they were a team (Team Charge) during their flarp days
x- AT: yEAH, i THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, bUT,
AT: iT'S THE CLASS i THINK IS MOST FUN, aND, bATTLE SKILL IS NOT ALL THERE IS,
AT: tO BEING A GREAT ADVENTURER,
AA: i c0uldnt agree m0re
AA: y0u might be the 0nly flarper in the w0rld wh0 really understands the true spirit 0f the game
AA: every0ne else is s0 aggressive and treasure hungry!
x- when he was facing vriska the day she paralyzed his legs he tried asking aradia and terezi for help because he's not fucking stupid and he knows when he needs help
x- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
AT: aG JUST JUMPED ME OFF A CLIFF,
AT: wITH MY BRAIN,
AT: aND, uHH
AT: mY LEGS, aLSO,
AT: aND NOW, tHEY FEEL,
AT: iNVISIBLE,
AT: wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,
AT: aNYWAY,
AT: tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
AT: tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
AT: oF ME GETTING HURT,
CG: HEY ASSHOLE, STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]
((this has bothered me since i read it, not a day goes by where i don't think about this. out of all the people he talked to, he chose karkat. to this day, i still don't really know why.))
x- he is practical and rational, he thinks things through
x- AT: tHEY ARE NECESSARY TO SOLVE, aREN'T THEY,
AT: tO FIND NEW MAGIC ARTIFACTS AND THINGS, aND LEARN MORE ABOUT THE LORE OF THIS LAND,
AG: Tavros, let me let you in on a little secret a8out the lore of your land.
AG: It's 8oring!!!!!!!!
AT: }:o
((that little :o has so much emotion in it, he is so hecking offended. he cares about things other people look over, he wants to learn.))
x- he made friends with monsters, what a sweetheart.
x- he can talk to animals he's like a disney princess
x- PAT: mAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME, hERE,
PAT: sINCE i DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW, bUT MAYBE HELP ME,
PAT: aBOUT A THING THAT HAS TO DO WITH A GIRL,
PAT: lIKE,
PAT: a ROMANCE THING, yOU MIGHT KNOW ABOUT,
CCG: YOU PEOPLE ARE IMBECILES.
CCG: ALL OF YOU.
CCG: I AM NOT POSTING THESE MEMOS TO COUNSEL YOU ON YOUR PAST AND FUTURE DATING PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((yet again, tavros is talking to karkat, this time asking for advice, he believes karkat is the romance expert so he is asking for advice))
x- FAT: gETTING USED TO THESE LEGS,
FAT: fALLING DOWN STAIRS, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,
FUTURE centaursTesticle [FCT] 3:14 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCT: D --> I'm quite sure I warned you about attempting to navigate stairs while adjusting to the new equipment
((despite equius telling him not to, he tries to have fun with his new legs, he is rebellious, even if it's just minor stuff, he is rebellious))
okay this is over one thousand one hundred words so i'll stop now and post part two later, kay?
