i have no idea how to make and upload music but that won't stop me from writing shitty songs
here are some shitty songs i wrote
"." (<— that's the title)
G7
bloodCmin
on my handsblood staining my
C
un-der-pantsG7 G
ibuprofen isn't doing shitCmin
depression is notC
hel-ping it(chorus)
Amin E7
getting high off of advilAmin E7
overdose on tylenolEmin A7
EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKSCmin F7
i need to take a shower
(end chorus)but i'll just
G
lie awakeCmin
in the bathtubuntil i
Gmaj7
bleed outnotice how i put chords because im a serious artist
here's another one eyyyy
"sexting your mom" (<— also the title)
A, F, C, G twice
A,F,C,G
you're a stupid fucking cuntA,F,C,G
im gonna piss on your carpetA,F,C,G A,F,C,G
i wish i never let you in my bedA,F,C,G
but it's two amA,F,C,G
and im on the phoneA,F,C,G
im sexting your mom
A,F,C,G
she's gonna send me a dick picA,F,C,G
you're a whiny little bitchA,F,C,G
ill punch a hole in your wallA,F,C,G A,F,C,G
get your head out of your assA,F,C,G
you think im jokingA,F,C,G
you think i'm dumbA,F,C,G
ill knock your fuckin lights outA
don't fuck around with meA7
oh(chorus)
A7 Dmin
i took a shit inside your kiddie poolA7 Dmin
i spilled cat litter on the floorA7 Dmin
i ate all your macaroniA7 Amin
i stole your silver sharpieAmin Dmin
i fucked up your bedsheetsAmin Dmin
i ripped your fugly sweaterAmin Dmin
i beat up your sisterAmin D7
i broke your phone
(end chorus)A,F,C,G twice
A,F,C,G
it's two amA,F,C,G
and im on the phoneA,F,C,G
im calling my momA,F,C,G
i wanna go homeyeah the chords are there but they suck i only played the song once or twice so i have no idea how shitty it is
ANOTHER ONE (last one probably)
"macaroni and chemicals" (<— edgy title)
melting cheese
sliding down
my throat
the noodles
squishing
between my teeth
melting cheese
all around
my face
i open up
take another bite
late at night
i lie awake
a warm embrace
from my
own arms
as my
feet freeze
im so cold
sitting alone
in my room
macaroni and cheese
is my only company
sitting alone
in the shower
shampoo in my eyes
stinging worse
than the sunlight
i don't know
what i'm doing
i only know
that the cheese
isn't real
still i
take
another
bite
okay i literally wrote this like a couple minutes ago and i have yet to go through it and see how it sounds (im considering chords F, A, C, and Cmag7 for it)
anyway yeah im basically a professional shithead song writer so???