i have no idea how to make and upload music but that won't stop me from writing shitty songs
here are some shitty songs i wrote
"." (<— that's the title)
G7
blood
Cmin
on my hands
blood staining my
C
un-der-pants
G7 G
ibuprofen isn't doing shit
Cmin
depression is not
C
hel-ping it
(chorus)
Amin E7
getting high off of advil
Amin E7
overdose on tylenol
Emin A7
EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS
Cmin F7
i need to take a shower
(end chorus)
but i'll just
G
lie awake
Cmin
in the bathtub
until i
Gmaj7
bleed out
notice how i put chords because im a serious artist
here's another one eyyyy
"sexting your mom" (<— also the title)
A, F, C, G twice
A,F,C,G
you're a stupid fucking cunt
A,F,C,G
im gonna piss on your carpet
A,F,C,G A,F,C,G
i wish i never let you in my bed
A,F,C,G
but it's two am
A,F,C,G
and im on the phone
A,F,C,G
im sexting your mom
A,F,C,G
she's gonna send me a dick pic
A,F,C,G
you're a whiny little bitch
A,F,C,G
ill punch a hole in your wall
A,F,C,G A,F,C,G
get your head out of your ass
A,F,C,G
you think im joking
A,F,C,G
you think i'm dumb
A,F,C,G
ill knock your fuckin lights out
A
don't fuck around with me
A7
oh
(chorus)
A7 Dmin
i took a shit inside your kiddie pool
A7 Dmin
i spilled cat litter on the floor
A7 Dmin
i ate all your macaroni
A7 Amin
i stole your silver sharpie
Amin Dmin
i fucked up your bedsheets
Amin Dmin
i ripped your fugly sweater
Amin Dmin
i beat up your sister
Amin D7
i broke your phone
(end chorus)
A,F,C,G twice
A,F,C,G
it's two am
A,F,C,G
and im on the phone
A,F,C,G
im calling my mom
A,F,C,G
i wanna go home
yeah the chords are there but they suck i only played the song once or twice so i have no idea how shitty it is
ANOTHER ONE (last one probably)
"macaroni and chemicals" (<— edgy title)
melting cheese
sliding down
my throat
the noodles
squishing
between my teeth
melting cheese
all around
my face
i open up
take another bite
late at night
i lie awake
a warm embrace
from my
own arms
as my
feet freeze
im so cold
sitting alone
in my room
macaroni and cheese
is my only company
sitting alone
in the shower
shampoo in my eyes
stinging worse
than the sunlight
i don't know
what i'm doing
i only know
that the cheese
isn't real
still i
take
another
bite
okay i literally wrote this like a couple minutes ago and i have yet to go through it and see how it sounds (im considering chords F, A, C, and Cmag7 for it)
anyway yeah im basically a professional shithead song writer so???
