hm. interesting.

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warnig: very stupid and pointless rant ahead

all the high school au fics where dave is the cool jock who has girls swooning all over him are WRONG

david elizabeth strider is a fucking NERD

the only thing he has in common with the preppy jocks is the blonde hair, dogg. maybe fashion sense but that's pushing it

 maybe fashion sense but that's pushing it

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here is the Very Accurate and Canon Chart that i just made

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here is the Very Accurate and Canon Chart that i just made

it's like 90-99% accurate

THIS is the chart that should be followed for EVERY HIGHSCHOOL AU FANFICTION EVER

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