x damara moved to japan during sophomore year and finished her schooling there. nobody talks about her except for cronus because they still video chat.
x rufioh is trying to get his own show and be the next steve irwin, but he has to finish college first
x mituna got held back and is a senior in highs school, he goes to school with sollux
x kankri works at a diner and is saving up for his dream school, (insert college). his parents are never around so he has to take care of karkat, meulin(who is also never around), and nepeta. cronus helps him out with everything and karkat is trying to get them to date because kankri's life is his sitcom.
x meulin scares people, like she just appears in the most random places. kankri wants his dad to do an exorcism on her but she always hisses and runs away whenever he comes near. she sleeps under nepeta's bed and tried to murder equius.
x porrim is a babysitter and is trying to get an internship with teen vogue. she also helps out kankri and karkat hates her because she's not kanaya.
x latula wants to be either a teacher or a pro skater, but she really hopes to be both. she beats sollux at all of his video games and lives off of icecream and asian food.
x aranea drives meenah and feferi to school because she's an uber driver and meenah pays her extra. she probably also fucks meenah. she's a librarian and hates toddlers.
x horrus is in engineering school and is rufioh's #1 fan/boyfriend. nobody in his family can cook except for equius. he has a deviantart.
x kurloz lives in gamzee's basement and probably owns a money press. he has a tumblr and blogs about the most obscure shit. he's tumblr famous. he watches the x files and conspiracy videos for at least five hours each day. he uses meulin and gamzee for all of his rituals/experiments.
x cronus has a worse sleep schedule than karkat. he goes to bed at three-six am and wakes up at 12-2 pm. he sleeps over at the vantas-leijon household alot. he works at the diner with kankri and dropped out of college. his dad hates him.
x meenah was also held back and is a senior in high school. she's rich so she's popular and she claims to have a gang but in reality it's just karkat and vriska vandalizing shit with her. she's a regular customer at the diner kankri and cronus work at. kankri doesn't like her because she's "a bad influence."
x caliborn and calliope are illegal immigrants that live in dirk and roxy's basement; though caliborn has beem spotted in the makara's attic. calliope has a tumblr and is famous for her cute art and creative writing, and she's meeting a publisher who has considered publishing her stories. caliborn sells drugs and wants to be a crime boss, and he has a secret deviantart full of anime fan art.
