introduction: "first i bang the drum, then i bang ur mum"
(actual song starts now)
first i beat my meat
then i hit that yeet
baby i wont cheat
but if you do i'll meet
another girl
(dramatic pause)
yuh
what the fuck does skeet
mean
i hate beets
eat green bean
i like my tum
fuckin lean
why my food ain't got no
spice
mom, i was trying to be
nice
but they say their food is cajun
they're telling lies, they're playin
this shit aint got no flavor
i'm gonna holler "waiter"
'cuz you can't do this to me
(bridge)
you can't do this to me
no
no
"you wrote a whole damn song just to complain that's fuckin petty, man"
but they can't do this to me
no
no
no
(end bridge)
first i beat my meat
them i hit that yeet
baby i don't cheat
i don't cheat
i won't cheat
i'll never cheat
(dramatic pause)
i've barely ever been in a
relationship
i love these girls, but they
just don't fit
with me
there's something wrong
with me
ee
ee
ee
nut on her face like skeet skeet
don't even have a dick,
call it fake meat
that shit's vegan
my dick's made of soy and water
heat it up and flavor it
you got something better
my dick is like tofu
only good at whole foods
just kidding
i never ate tofu
it's fuckin nasty
fuck whole foods
