Tea party but everyone is on crack and they all use there stage names

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Jungkook: Oh what is this party over here *Walks over there* HELLO EVERYBODY

Rapmon: Who are you

Jungkook: I am jungkook

Suga: This is jungkook i found him while i was asleep in a tree

Jimin: I'm having quite a ball in bangtan what about you all

V: Yes

Rapmon: And who are you

V: I'm V

Rapmon: Oh and who are you

J-hope: I'm J-Hope

Rapmon: Are you suga?

Suga: YOU HAVE NO IDEA MOTHERFUCKER

Jin: Cheers is for spending my time with a bunch of idiots

J-hope: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Vkook moment*

Jin: NO HOMOSEXUAL AT THE TABLE STOP IT

Suga: What is this

Jimin: I'm being sexy *Lays on table in a sexy way*

Jin: Stop being sexy at the table

Rapmon: Sit down suga i'm tired of your shit

V: I'M TRYING TO MAKE A BABY

Suga: Would you like some tea

J-Hope: Yes *Grabs plate*

Suga: Grab a damn cup

Rapmon: You think your funny

V: Yes

Rapmon: YOUR A ALIEN I KNEW IT

Jungkook: WE'RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES

Jimin: You know i brought you here for a gangbang

Suga: I'm going to fuck you like the bitch you are

Jin: THE SUN IS GOING DOWN AND WE'RE ALL DYING

Suga: You fucked up bitch

Jin: Are you okay jungkook

Jungkook: *HISSES*

Jin: HOLY SHIT

J-Hope: I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING TEA 



Everyone else was doing weirdness while j-hope just wanted SOME FUCKING TEA







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