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OH SHIT-

V: *KICKS OPEN THE DOOR WITH A CAT* I GOT A CAT

Jungkook: Why did you get a cat?

V: CAUSE ITS CUTE

Jungkook: We're not keeping it

V: BUT JUNGKOOK LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS

Jungkook: No we're not keeping it cause the other members will get mad at us for having a cat

V: PLEASE JUNGKOOK!

Jungkook: I said no

V: WHAT IF CHAEWON WANTS TO KEEP IT

Jungkook: I would still say no

V: TO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?

Jungkook: Yes

V: *GIVES THE CAT TO CHAEWON* LOOK HOW CUTE THAT IS

Chaewon: *DROPS THE FUCKING CAT AND CRIES*

V: *GRABS THE CAT AGAIN* CHAEWON WHY DID YOU DROP IT?!

Jungkook: She's scared of cats

V: Oh yeah...I forgot...Wait why is she?

Jungkook: Yoongi...She's scared of them because of yoongi

Suga: HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M CAT-LIKE

Jungkook: SHUT UP YOU BITCH

Suga: FUCK YOU

Jungkook: FUCK YOU TOO

V: Jungkook-

Chaewon: Fuck you-

Suga: I'm so proud of her

Jungkook: WELL OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU TAUGHT HER THAT WORD

Chaewon: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FU-

V: CHAEWON STOP SAYING THAT WORD!

Jin: IT IS 1:00 AM WHY ARE ALL OF YOU UP AT THIS FUCKING TIME?!

V: I FOUND A CAT

Jungkook: I was forced to watch TV with my kids

Suga: Chaewon said fuck you

Jin: JUST GO THE FUCK ASLEEP OR I WILL GET A KNIFE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES

Jungkook: Quiet guktae is asleep.

Jin: Oh shit sorry *Whispers* Just go the fuck asleep or i will get a knife and shove it up your asses

Suga: Okay okay *GOES TO HIS ROOM*

V: I want a knife shoved up my ass now

Jungkook: What the fuck taehyung?

V: I don't know it sounds fun i'm gonna go do it now *WALKS TO THE KITCHENS*

Jungkook: I'll call the hospital and tell them that you tried to shove a knife up your ass again....Kids your father is a idiot

Chaewon: Fuck you

Jungkook: I forgot that's the only word you know

Chaewon: Fuck-

V: JUNGKOOK!!! CALL THE HOSPITAL I SHOVED FOUR KNIVES UP MY ASS

Jungkook: This is my fucking life now.