A talk with jimin's younger self

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(I'm just going to put young jimin)

Young jimin: Excuse me excuse me excuse me

Jimin: What?

Young jimin: I have some questions

Jimin: Okay go ahead and ask them

Young jimin: Will i ever get taller?

Jimin: Barely.

Young jimin: Will i ever get a girlfriend?

Jimin: No.

Young jimin: Will i ever know why the sky is blue

Jimin:...Oh my god no

Young jimin: Will i ever be handsome

Jimin: Well i mean yeah

Young jimin: AWE YAY!  When?

Jimin: I just got roasted by my younger self

Young jimin: Will i ever have abs?

Jimin: Yes

Young jimin: A butt?

Jimin: Yes

Young jimin: Hips?

Jimin: Definitely yes

Young jimin: Am i a girl?

Jimin: No.

Young jimin: Will boys ever like me?

Jimin: No but we will always like jungkook

Young jimin: Will jungkook ever notice me?

Jimin: Never and it will always be like that

Young jimin: Will i ever kiss a girl?

Jimin: Well yes.

Young jimin: *Whisper* Hoe

Jimin: What?

Young jimin: Ho ho will i ever know if santa's real?

Jimin: Your so young to ask that,Yes are you stupid

Young jimin: THAT'S FRICKIN DOPE!!

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