(Why does haechan look like he's about to do the up & down dance from EXID?)
J-hope: *PLAYS UP & DOWN FROM EXID*
Jin: Oh no-
J-Hope: *STARTS DANCING TO IT*
Jungkook: Why hoseok why?
Haechan: What the fu-
Jaehyun: FUN
Haechan: No what the f-
Jaehyun: Furry
Jungkook: What?
Suga: HOSEOK STOP FUCKING DANCING LIKE THAT THERE IS A KID IN THE ROOM
Jaehyun: Y-
Suga: AND THOSE KIDS ARE YOONOH AND JUNGKOOK
Jaehyun: HEY I'M 20
Jungkook: YEAH I'M 20 TOO
Haechan: ...Why did i come with yoonoh?
Jin: I don't know why but this is what happens everyday
Haechan: I feel bad for you
Jaehyun: DONGHYUCK IS 17 YEARS OLD WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AND JUNGKOOK KIDS?!
Suga: YOU STILL ARE A KID
J-Hope: EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR ONCE
V: WHY DO I HAVE TO STAND UP?!?!?!
Jungkook: BECAUSE YOU WERE THE DUMBASS AND SHOVED FOUR KNIVES UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
Jaehyun: Wait he shoved knives up his ass?
Jungkook: Yeah
Jaehyun: Wow you are married to a dumbass
Jungkook: I know but i love him so much that its hard to stay mad at him
V: Awe you love me?
Jungkook: Of course i do why else would i be married to you?
V: I LOVE YOU TOO KOOKIE
*THEY JUST START MAKING OUT FOR NO REASON*
Jaehyun: Donghyuck that is what we call love
Haechan: How the fuck is this love?
Jaehyun: It is they are so cute together
Haechan: Dogs are more cuter then this
Chaewon: Fuck you
Haechan: Who taught this child that word
Suga: I did
Haechan: You are....The best human being ever
Suga: Thank you i know that
Haechan: This child is already a badass
Suga: Yeah she is
Haechan: Everyone shall praise you
Suga: A religion about me...Sounds great
Haechan: Suga-Sus
Suga: No no yoon-sus
Haechan: Yes that is more cooler then what i said
Suga: Your my new best friend
Haechan: Your my new best friend too
And that day donghyuck and yoongi started a religion called Yoon-Sus
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BTS Crack
RandomThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
