Jin
Y/N: Hey
Jin: GIRL, The fuck you wearing a trash bag? Are you trash or something? Girl no wear this date is canceled until you find something that isn't a trash bag to wear
Y/N: ...
Suga
Y/N: Hey
Suga: *asleep*
Y/N: ...I knew this would happen
J-Hope
Y/N: Hey
J-Hope: *flips table* YOU LOOK SO GOD DAMN CUTE BITCH!!
Y/N: Oh my god-
RM
Y/N: Hey
RM: Hi
Jin: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?? YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HER? I'M BETTER LOOKING!! I'M GETTING A DIVORCE AND I'M TAKING KIDS
RM: Baby no come back doN'T TAKE THE KIDS PLEASE
Y/N: The fuck...? Just happen
Jimin
Y/N: Hey
Jimin: bISH HAVE YOU HEARD OO YEAH FROM BM YET?
Y/N: BISH YES
Jimin: GIRL LET ME TELL NOT ONLY WAS I TWERKING TO IT BUT FUCKING NAMJOON WAS TOO, HONEY I'M A H O E FOR BM
Y/N: BITCH NO WAY!
V
Y/N: Hey
V: Hii
Y/N: Ohmygod that's so adorable
V: I just said hi?
Y/N: BITCH TAKE ME
(^Every v stan ever)
Jungkook
Y/N: Hi
Jungkook: Go away i'm not allowed to date i'm six
Y/N: But we-
Jungkook: I'm gonna tell hyungs on you if you don't leave
Y/N: bUT WE PLANNED THIS?!!
I will make a part 2 so hhhhh enjoy
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BTS Crack
AcakThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
