...I'm finally doing this so here...
UNHELPFUL GUIDE TO BTS PT 1
What is BTS?
THE BEST FUCKING GROUP EVER THEY CONSISTED OF 7 FUNNY HANDSOME IDIOTS
Who is BTS?
Here i'll tell you
Full time porn star-The father of the group who gets no respect cause his children never want to listen to him and want to do their own shit he breaks everything 24/7 he touches hide your shit or it will be broken by him....He is the rapper & leader of the group
Mother saint-The mother of the group who gets respect cause his children know if they don't respect him they are getting the living hell beat out of them Handsome 24/7 and knows it he likes big ass nostril dude...He is the vocalist and visual of the group
D boy-Gives zero fucks about anyone in the entire group cusses 24/7 scolds everyone who messes with him will fight anyone for sleep he is dating sleep cause he loves sleep more then anything in the whole fucking world has zero fashion sense only sane one in the group....He is the rapper of the group
Big ass nostril dude-The horse and hoe of the group likes dancing to girl groups & for mother saint secretly in a girl group says everyone wants to ride the 'J-Horse' 24/7 but really only mother saint rides the 'J-Horse' clearly top & clearly dirty minded but is still the fucking hope and sunshine of the group.....He is the rapper & dancer of the group
Camera whore-The one guy who you think is innocent because he's cute and small and jamless but is actually dirty minded cute as fuck 24/7 Wants to date the korean daniel howell but the korean daniel howell is sadly taken by rodger the alien since he couldn't have the korean daniel howell he decided to date full time porn star instead...He is the vocalist & dancer of the group
Rodger the alien-Who the fuck is he? Weird as fuck no one can understand him at all half hot half weird 100% gay doesn't know he is on planet earth #1 pervert of bangtan is gay for justin seagull 24/7 has fashion sense gucci 24/7 always checks out justin seagull ass while no one is looking....He is the vocalist of the group
The korean daniel howell-Gayer then anyone in this group all the girls he can never keep a button up shirt on can never keep clothes on at all is gay for rodger the alien the 'Dicks before chicks' dude hot 24/7 would fight daniel howell for memes....He is the vocalist & dancer & center & face & maknae of the group
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