This is where all the weirdness is
This is a lovely book of BTS on crack
Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea
What the fuck am i even saying
Just read it
Johnny ghost: How to beat ur meat without having to hear friends fuck?
Gayboi#1: Wtfjoon?
Joonshoe: rip fuck me m8
Johnny ghost: I THOUGHT WE KICKED JACKSON OUT!
....
Hoemin: Yo why are we talking about beating our meats?
Eatjinbitch: Gross
Hoemin: Shut up you fuck hoseok every night
Eatjinbitch: Bitch
Taelien: R u n
Johnny ghost: Y?
Taelien: The monster awoken and is pissed
Bunnyboi: BITCH I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME A MONSTER AGAIN!
Gayboi#1: You are one though
Hoemin: Yoongi no-
Bunnyboi: MNNBUUIIKHH
Johnny ghost: Is jungkook okay?
~Taelien changed bunnyboi's name to GucciMama~ Eatjinbitch: No
Jhoestfu: No
Hoemin: Y
Taelien: Reasons
GucciMama: Why Gucci mama?
Taelien: R e a s o n s
Jhoestfu: Boi you changed a moody preggo boy's name to GucciMama
Jhoestfu: Do you have a death wish?
Taelien: Yes
GucciMama: BITCH FUCKING STOP TYPING AND LAYING ON YOUR ASS AND GO BUY ME WHAT I TOLD YOU TOO!
Taelien: K
Eatjinbitch: He just k you wow
Hoemin: W o w
Johnny ghost: How to save yourself from BTS
Gayboi#1: You can't
Johnny ghost: sHIT
Jhoestfu: You CAN'TTTTT YOU STUCK WITH US FOREVER
Johnny ghost: No u
Hoemin: There's no turning back hoseok,Namjoon just used no u there's no turning back
GucciMama: You all are dickheads
Eatjinbitch: There is no difference in jungkook not pregnant and he is pregnant because either why he still calls us dickheads and is a rude motherfucker
~GucciMama changed taelien's name to GucciPapi~
GucciMama: Now we are even
Hoemin: Yoongi why can't you love me like this
Gayboi#1: Because i don't want kids
Hoemin: Okay
GucciPapi: Why babe why?
GucciMama: Because you changed mine to GucciMama
GucciPapi: Good reason
Johnny ghost: STOP FLIRTING!!!1!11!!!
GucciMama: Says the person who secretly is dating jackson
Jhoestfu: SUCK WEEWEE
Eatjinbitch: Honey no
Jhoestfu: H
Eatjinbitch: Hoseok has gone insane
Johnny ghost: Not surprised
Hoemin: W o a h earrape
Gayboi#1: Sounds like someone is mad
Eatjinbitch: HOLY SHIT DUDE WHY DID JUNGKOOK JUST SCREAM
Johnny ghost: Iwasnotsecretlyfanboyingoverjackson
GucciPapi: WELL S H I T END ME
~Eatjinbitch has added Succhoejin to Big titties shits~
Succhoejin: What
Johnny ghost: What
Gayboi#1: What
Hoemin: What
Jhoestfu: Peepee
Eatjinbitch: What
GucciPapi: W ha t shit
GucciMama: ASSHOLES STOP TYPING WHAT HDBHJSWOAKDHWAKWOFH
Jhoestfu: SUCCC OXYJIN
~PART 2 COMING SOON M8~
Here i wanted to make ya a little something
BUT THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN THIS STORY I AM TRULY SO THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU DEARLY AHHHH-
Me rn towards all of you
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