Suga: .....You know with how much sex taehyung and jungkook has i'm surprised they don't have another child yet
Jin: God damn it yoongi
Suga: What its true
Rapmon: We all were having a peaceful dinner while jungkook taehyung and their kids was gone and now you bring that up
J-Hope: I'm too grossed out to eat now
Suga: If you don't eat i will shove the food down your throat
Jimin: Don't you ever say shit like that again
Suga: Well its not my fault it just came to my head
Rapmon: I'm gonna laugh when it-
Jungkook: *KICKS OPEN THE DOOR* WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER CHILD
Suga: Called it
Jin: Fuck now i gotta deal with another taehyung and jungkook running around this house cussing people out
Jimin: WAIT WHAT?!
V: He just said that we're having a another child
Jimin: Oh good i thought you said TOP smoked drugs
Rapmon: .....Jimin he did
Jimin: WHAT?!
Suga: SERIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!
Jungkook: I don't think no one is excited for another child
Jimin: I AM!
V: Of course you are
J-Hope: Wh-
Jimin: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO NAME IT?! IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?! IS IT GOING TO LOOK MORE LIKE TAEHYUNG OR YOU?! WHEN IS I-
Suga: JIMIN CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Jimin: I'M SORRY I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT GENDER IT IS SO I CAN NAME THIS TIME
Jungkook: There is no way in hell you are naming this child-
V: WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING NAME FOR THE BABY AND ITS A BOY-
Jimin: I got a name,Byungchul
Jungkook: No
Suga: Dohyun.
Jungkook: No
Rapmon: Jihoon
Jungkook: We're not naming it after woozi
J-Hope: Seojoon
Jungkook: No
Rapmon: Jiy-
Jungkook: We're not naming it after GDragon either
Rapmon: Seun-
Jungkook: We're also not naming it after Seungri & TOP.
J-Hope: Youngjae
Jungkook: No
Suga: Heechul
Jungkook: No
Jimin: Jimin
Jungkook: Fuck no
Jin: How about we have the fans name it
V: No no i got one
Jungkook: What is it?
V: Baekhyun
Jungkook: We're not naming it baekhyun
Jin: Like seriously lets have the fans name it
Jungkook: I agree with jin we're letting the fans name it
V: Fine then.
Suga: Why can't we name it heechul?
Jimin: So there can be another kim heechul?
Suga: No so this one can be more savage then heechul from super junior
Jimin: Bitch no one can be as savage as heechul
Suga: Your right.
....Feel free to comment a name for the new vkook child-
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