J-Hope: HEY BRO
Rapmon: What?
J-Hope: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
Rapmon:...Okay
J-Hope: ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Rapmon: My birthday was yesterday but thanks anyway
Suga: JIGEUM NAE NUN-E JEIL ALEDUMDUAN GEON NEOYA LADY
Rapmon: Are you guys drunk
J-Hope: YEP
Rapmon: That explains alot
Jin: NEOL JOH-AHAE
Rapmon:....What the fuck is wrong with these people
Jungkook:..I don't know
Rapmon: Okay
Jungkook: I came up here....We are the only sober ones
Suga: THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT I AM IN LOVE WITH MY WORK WE MAY HAVE FIGHT BUT AT LEAST WE LOVE EACH OTHER
Jimin: YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU WORK LOVING STUPID ASS ASSHEAD
Jin: I AM MUCH HOTTER THEN G-DRAGON JIYONG CAN SUCK MY ASS
V: KOOKIE! WHERE ARE YOU I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HAVE A 5 HOUR MAKE OUT SESSION WITH YOU
Jimin: HEY JUNGKOOK IS MINE
V: FIGHT ME YOU SMALL BITCH
Jimin: I AM NOT A SMALL BITCH I AM AT LEAST A SMALL CINNAMON ROLL YOU TALL ALIEN
Jin: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING THE A WORD CHILDREN I WILL SMACK THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU
Suga: *HISSES* I AM HELL YOU BITCH
J-Hope: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
Rapmon: STOP SINGING MILEY CYRUS
Jungkook: I tried stopping them they didn't listen
Rapmon: They never listen
Jungkook: I feel sorry for us
V: LETS SEE HOW LONG HOSEOK CAN HUMP THIS HORSE PLUSH TOY
Rapmon:...I feel sorry for us too jungkook
I'M LATE BUT HERE TAKE THIS-
YOU ARE READING
BTS Crack
RandomThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
