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Jin: I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK HERE!!

RM: No i do

Jin: Honey we all know you have a small penis.

RM: Shut up....You know i'm insecure about my penis size

Jimin: Think again bitch. 

Jungkook: You wish i have the biggest dick.

V: I can confirm jungkook has no penis but a vagina instead 

Jungkook: nO I HAV-

V: We all know i be fucking that pussy all night so i suggest you shush.

J-Hope: That's nasty! Y'all need jesus

Suga: wAIT SO JUNGKOOK HAVING A DICK WAS A LIE?? 

Jimin: I thought we all knew th-

Suga: WAIT SO JUNGKOOK IS A FUCKING GIRL?!!

Jungkook: I'm NoT a gIrL i dOn't gOt tItS tHaT's aLl

J-Hope: Sis the tea is being spilled and its h o t

Jimin: Come one just one time please?

V: I don't share jungkook so stop asking 

Jungkook: My life is ruined

Jin: Y'all some dirty hoes i'm out *magically disappears* 



I know this ain't good and its honestly overall weird but 

THIS IS MAH BRAIN FOR YOU

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