Suga: ..Why are we at the park?
Jin: So we all can spend time outside
Suga: And why am i the one who has to hold hajoon?
Jin: I'll hold him if y-
Suga: No-
V: CHAEWON WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT HITTING OTHER KIDS?! AND GUKTAE STOP TRYING TO FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS YOUR 1 YEARS OLD SO STOP FLIRTING WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER IN THERE 20'S OR 30'S AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Guktae: BUT I SAW YOONGI FLIRT WITH JIMIN BEHIND HOSEOK'S BACK AND I WANTED TO TRY TO DO IT
J-Hope: YOU FLIRTED WITH JIMIN BEHIND MY FUCKING BACK?!
Suga: And i fucked him
J-Hope: You should've told me and we could've had a threesome you know i like jimin too
Jimin: That so-
Jungkook: KIM CHAEWON AND KIM GUKTAE GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE OR ELSE WE'LL GO HOME AND WE'LL NEVER COME BACK TO THE PARK
Jimin: I want to hold hajoo-
Suga: No i'm holding him go find another baby to hold
Jimin: BUT THERE ARE NO OTHER BABIES TO HOLD EXCEPT FOR CHAEWON AND GUKTAE AND THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO PICK UP THEM THEY BIT ME GUKTAE ALMOST BIT MY FINGER OFF
Chaewon: I HATE YOU!!
Jungkook: I RAISED YOU,I TAKE CARE OF YOU,I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO TAKE YOUR ASS OUT OF IT SO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE
Jin: Looks like someone got jungkook mad
Guktae: PUT ME DOWN!!! I WAS CLOSE WITH KISSING THAT GIRL!!
V: The only person your allowed to give kisses to is me and jungkook cause we raised you she didn't
J-Hope: This is why we're all happy that hajoon is still a baby
Jungkook: IF YOU DON'T GET OVER HERE THEN WE WILL GO HOME WITHOUT YOU
Chaewon: NO I HATE YOU
Jungkook: DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TO THREE CHAEWON
Chaewon: AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ONCE YOU GET TO THREE
Jungkook: I WILL GO HOME AND THROW AWAY ALL OF YOUR TOYS
Chaewon: LIKE I CARE
Jungkook: AND YOUR SHRINE TO BAMBAM
Chaewon: FINE I'M COMING
Suga: Wait where is namjoon?
Jin: I don't know
Jimin: Me neither
J-Hope: He must've left
Rapmon: And that is why i say chaewon is a robot from other space and pretending to be jungkook's and taehyung's daughter
Jackson: That is...Amazing i totally believe it
Rapmon: At least you understand me
Jackson: Of course i would understand me
Rapmon: This is why your my best friend
Jackson: Bro your my best friend too
Rapmon: Bro stop i'm gonna cry
Jackson: Go ahead and cry bro
Rapmon: Bro
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