WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SEX LIFE?

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Again from a roleplay i am doing with a friend of mine

Jungkook: Why is everyone so gross today

Suga: There is a jungkook in the car,He's too innocent to know about this shit

Jungkook: Says the person who moans about how big hoseok is

Suga: ....Fuck.....

Jungkook: Its also like how hoseok moans about you riding the 'J-horse'

J-Hope: ....HE'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO RIDE THE 'J-HORSE'

Jimin: Why is everybody talking about yoongi's and hoseok's sex life?

Jin: I don't know it seems like everybody is so comfortable with talking about their sex life

Rapmon: I don't have one.

Jimin: We know that

Suga: I find it funny how you complain about me moaning about how big he is when you moan to taehyung to go faster

Jungkook: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MINE AND TAEHYUNG'S SEX LIFE

Jimin: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SEX LIFE???

Suga & Jungkook: SAYS THE PERSON WHO CALLS JIN DADDY WHEN THEY HAVE SEX

Jimin: STOP KINK SHAMING ME

Rapmon's mind: Hello darkness my old friend i come to talk to you again

Jungkook: KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

J-Hope: Where is taehyung?

V: *In the gucci store by everything with their money* Like they will notice i'm gone they are probably talking about their sex life except for namjoon he doesn't have one.


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