Jin: OH MY GOD!!!
RM: What?
Jin: Its so quiet in here
RM: Oh it is,Usually we would hear chaewon & guktae screaming while jungkook and taehyung tell them to stop hajoon just being the quiet baby he is
Jin: Are they alive?
RM: I dunno
Guktae: No we're alive
Jin: oH MY GOD!!
Guktae: But bitch we alive
RM: You heard the boy their alive
Guktae: I'm the only one here they went somewhere without me....I hate my parents now
Jin: Their idiots but we love them
Guktae: Don't tell me how to live myself i'm two fucking years old
RM: We can-
J-Hope: WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO LOUD LIKE CALM THYSELF PLEASE
RM: Who's been letting hoseok watch terryTV?
Jin: Probably the author she watches him all the time
J-Hope: Like i said calm thyself
Guktae: I am calm how about you calm thyself
J-Hope: Bitch i'm calm too
Jin: Would should stop the author before she continues on with these terryTV jokes
RM: Yeah
Suga: WE UP UP UP UP UP
Woozi: AIN'T NO HYEONGA TRYNA PISS ME OFF NO NO NO
Suga: SO LONG SUCKER
Woozi: U P U P WE UP IN THE SKY WINGWING
Jin: What the actual fuck
Guktae: its one of bobby's song it feats mino
Jin: Oh
Suga: URI JIBEUN RAPYUTA BABINEUN YEOPJIP GILGEORINEUN WIHEOMHAE DOPPELGANGER SLUT
Woozi: JWASEOGEUN A1 WINDOW ENJIN SORIGA PIYUNG
Jimin: WHY ARE JIHOON AND YOONGI RAPPING UP FROM BOBBY?
Guktae: Why the fuck did they leave me here?
J-Hope: I don't know
Guktae: ...Wanna go watch terryTV?
J-Hope: HELL YEAH
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De TodoThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
