One day yoongi was walking down the streets of seoul singing his favorite song "fancy" (stan twice) until a boy his height maybe a inch taller we don't know walks by him with the thiccest and fullest ass of all he turns around and stares at it then screams out load "DAMN BITCH YOU DUMMY THICC" and slaps the mans ass then the man turns around to be none other then the beautiful and greatest man of all Mr.Krabs "argh thanks ya nots so bad yourself" Mr.Krabs says winking at him then yoongi leans in and wraps his arms around mr.krabs shell as he kissed him...Mr.Krabs kissed back soon after they went to yoongi's apartment and make love.
And that's how NCT dream was born.

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